RittleMyTittle

Just a humble blog, but a sad soup cracker

[demigodshipsdestiel-deactivated]

If you see this, reblog with a strange superpower of yours.

Mine is finding gay subtext in everything I read 😁

[void-of-erebos]

Sometimes, when I close my eyes, I can visualise something clearly.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Teach me how to do that please

[void-of-erebos]

I DON'T KNOWWW

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I’m so jealous

[void-of-erebos]

IT'S SO WEIRD THOO.

It's completely random.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

That sounds interesting

[m3liora]

When i stand i go blind and forget how to walk 😎

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Iron deficiency gang rise up ( but not too fast )

[becausewedefinetheworld]

meeeeeee

[a-cottoncandy-cloud]

does making people with blonde hair and glasses hate me count?

[invader376]

I'm absolutely immune to electricity. I can't get shocked or electrocuted.

[hufflepuff-dramakid-lovebug-dea]

When people are nice to me and I start to develop a crush on them, within the next month they have a significant other.

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

I can just know what kinda person you are by just looking at you

[nyx-the-bastard]

I can bend over backwards and stand on my feet and head

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Ummmmm I can hear things well when I want but my mind just subconsciously blocks out thinks I don’t want to hear? It’s weird but I’m pretty sure it happens to everyone so whatever

[verminviscount]

i can cry on command and dream about events that later take place

[rittlemytittle]

I can find almost anything on the internet in under five minutes no matter how wack it is

[bookshelfpassageway]

I know “Bring Me To Life” is possibly the biggest meme of a song ever to exist, but yknow what?

it slaps

end of story

[tanoraqui]

hot take: most meme songs are memes in part because they are genuinely catchy. If they weren’t, people wouldn’t tolerate listening to them the requisite number of times to be a meme.

[agni-bi]

Also they re-recorded the song in 2017 without the stupid male vocals that their record label forced them to add in 2003, and it’s actually fucking breathtaking

[von-felden]

Evanescence has always been a great band, Amy lee has an amazing voice. Her last album is comprised of reimagined versions of some of her biggest songs with an orchestral arrangement. It slaps so damn hard.

[rittlemytittle]

This fucking slaps hard as fuck Amy Lee is a goddess

[fandomshatewomen]

Major warning to EVERYONE:

Adam(2019) is now on Hulu.

For those not in the know, or who need a refresher, Adam is the film about the cis man who pretends to be a trans man in order to date a lesbian

On top of the plot, there were lots of actual trans actors who got roles on the set, not knowing what project they were working on and they reported being treated poorly by the production crew including being misgendered.

Please don't support this film and take care of yourselves, everyone. It's being sorted under the Comedy and LGBTQ+ categories. -Mod C

[chad-bian]

Ariel Schrag is the author of Adam and has a long history of being transphobic and lesbophobic in her work. Avoid this film at any cost. It will likely be marketed as a great lgbt film as the novel and her other books were marketed as great lgbt books. Please do not fall for it and don’t let her have any money. I’ve had the misfortune of reading some of it and it is truly horrible stuff. Please do not support Adam or Ariel Schrag in any way.

[rittlemytittle]

I can’t believe a woman would write about a dude who lies about his gender orientation to get with his crush even though she doesn’t even like his actual gender. It’s fucked up on a lot of levels

[thecooler]

i wish there were as many lesbians in media as homophobes think there are

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[ajunkersgambit-blog]

Save a life

[ideasfromalittlegirl]

Don’t scroll by this! Reblog!!! Save a life!

[wiskersblog-blog]

Reblog please!

[imfemalewarrior]

You should know how to do this, just in case. 

-FemaleWarrior

[rittlemytittle]

Y’all this is really important save a life tonight

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[if-i-onlyhadabrain]

REBLOG

😭 Thank you.

[dandelionkicker]

Wow. Thanks

[its-allgoodbabybaby]

I’m a crisis counselor with this service. It is for real and we do care.

Please know we want to help and you are NOT alone.

Feel free to DM me here too anonymous or not.

[magpie-69]

And for the UK….

[thornsnthistles-deactivated2024]

❤ Please share ☝️

[geesestolemygender]

I’ve used this before and it’s a life saver, I swear

[biird-rot]

*spams reblog*

[tweeks-coffee-mug-deactivated20]

Always share guys!!

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

[rittlemytittle]

Any time I may seem like a baby gay but I’ll always accept y’all questions

[ruinedchildhood]

[heartfeltdelight]

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

[jesuisloupseul]

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

[adulthoodisokay]

it just keEPS GOING

[bookoisseur]

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

[wilwheaton]

…the fuck.

[xeduo]

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

[trappedinavelociraptor]

Shay Spence on Twitter

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

[chillcatcryptid]

Wow…

[omghotmemes]

I laughed way too hard at this

[mezimraky]

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

[smooththegoofyshark]

OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

[evilkitten3]

HOLY SHIT

this guy GETS IT

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

one time i got the stomach flu at a new years party and rang in the new year puking my guts out while some kid’s shitty boom box played i’m blue by eiffel 65 on repeat

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was really little i didn’t understand the whole “body of christ” concept and so i asked my sunday school teacher if we were all part of jesus’s body how does he decide who will be his butt

she was like what the fuck 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i wrote warrior cats fanfiction for english class

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade seven i accidentally made the class think that i had a train fetish and in high school i still had people asking me if i legitimately wanted to fuck a train

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i can’t remember how or why but i somehow managed to download the song i just had sex by the lonely island even though the computer had parental controls on it

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

one time i was reading star wars porn at the same time my roommate was reading the bible and i got a weird power trip from it

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

IN BIOLOGY CLASS I COMPLETELY FAILED A TEST ABOUT THE PARTS OF THE PENIS AND BALLS

I FAILED THE PENIS TEST

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i sorta started a coup in my grade 5 model government but i didn’t get in trouble because i let another kid take the fall and i felt really bad about it

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i once took someone to the dollar store as a date 

[rittlemytittle]

The lgbtq community as dnd classes

•Barbarian- agender •Bard- gay •Cleric- genderqueer •Druid- nonbinary •Fighter- trans •Monk- aromantic •Paladin- genderfluid •Ranger- lesbian •Rogue- bisexual •Sorcerer- asexual •Warlock- polyamorous •Wizard- pansexual •Artificer- polysexual Let me know if I missed anything as I made this at 11 pm🏳️‍🌈

[rocky-mountain-gothics]

A Guide To Exploring Abandoned Churches

If you go alone, don’t bring a flashlight. You’ll see things you don’t want to.

Don’t bring groups bigger than 12.

Bring water and some snacks, but no wine.

If you have to sleep there, sleep in the sanctuary, but not on a pew.

If you try to read the hymnal, the words won’t be english anymore.

The Bibles will be blank until you confess.

Don’t go into the confession booth. The man talking to you is not the priest, and you don’t want to know what he really is.

The cross on the wall changes locations, don’t look at it for too long.

If you see someone praying at the altar, don’t approach them. If they approach you, don’t talk to them. Leave immediately.

If you hear the organ playing while you’re in the basement, know that your time is running out.

If it plays while you’re in the sanctuary, your time is up.

Take whatever you want, but if you find that one of your possesions is missing, don’t look for it. Let them have it. It’s not worth your life.

If you find a rosary, don’t put it on. It won’t help.

The water isn’t holy anymore. Throwing it on the demons in the shadows won’t work.

Drink the wine if you wish to never leave.

Don’t get seperated from your friends.

If you spend the night, leave at sunrise otherwise you’ll enter another plane of reality with no way back.

If you don’t spend the night, leave through the doors you came in.

You might look behind you after leaving and see that the church isn’t there anymore. It means that they took what they wanted.

Never enter the same abandoned church twice. Even (especially) if you forgot something inside. That’s a lure. On your second tour through, they will know enough about you to keep you there.

[bachel-bakel]

[left-reminders]

[optimistic-pessimisms]

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

[teaboot]

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

[left-reminders]

[optimistic-pessimisms]

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

[teaboot]

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

[rittlemytittle]

Thee three musketee

Y’all I’m reading the three musketeers (but in russian) and let me tell you they’re so extra. Like they tell their opponent their strategies before a duel. I pray

[rittlemytittle]

Updates • D’Artagnan is a cocky little bitch • All the dialogue is so sexually tense • D’Artagnan can easily expose all of them Conclusion: D’Artagnan is a peak mood

[rittlemytittle]

Updates part 2 •All of the musketeers are cocky little bitches •They’re all hella extra •The writing is so homo •D’Artagnan is the cockiest motherfucker to walk the face of the earth and that bitch knows it

[fuwaprince]

US Helplines:

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868

FREE 24/7 suicide hotlines:

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[thescientificviolist]

last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:

so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.

[scum-vullage]

keep yourselves safe!

[more-incorect-quotes]

I love you all so much, please stay.

[rittlemytittle]

You are all amazing and worth it

[rittlemytittle]

Thee three musketee

Y’all I’m reading the three musketeers (but in russian) and let me tell you they’re so extra. Like they tell their opponent their strategies before a duel. I pray

[rittlemytittle]

Updates • D’Artagnan is a cocky little bitch • All the dialogue is so sexually tense • D’Artagnan can easily expose all of them Conclusion: D’Artagnan is a peak mood