Can I Get Uhhhhh

Alfred | asian | he/him | pisces | 20

[prokopetz]

If you’re dealing with a door-to-door evangelist, pretending you’ve never heard of Jesus isn’t a power move – they already assume you’ve never heard of Jesus. It’s actually an article of faith among many such organisations that the truth of their teachings is intuitively obvious to everybody and the only reason everyone hasn’t already converted is that they literally don’t know who Jesus is. Acting like you’ve never heard of Jesus is making their day.

No, if you’ve got some time to kill, what you do is pretend that you’ve never heard of religion. Like, as a concept. They’re very rarely prepared for that one!

[teaboot]

A lady came to my door and asked if I wanted to live forever and I said “no” and that also did the trick

[toxictiktoks]

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[brainbubblegum]

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

[skodasforge]

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

[skodasforge]

[ownerofidaho]

this post just gets worse every time i see it.

[the-peculiar-bi-tch]

I hate this

[thegreenpea]

What the fuck did I just read

[ewaneneollav]

haters will see  you teleport and be like ok lets teleport to where that guy went and kill him

[eulssanba]

hunter x hunter greed island arc

[ripe]

[senorcyborg]

This is the larval stage of a Funko Pop.

[hexpress]

insult the good name of axlotls once again and not even allah will be able to protect you from the fury of my shoe to your head

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[crabmandible]

OGAHAGSIGf

[crabmandible]

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

hi i just wanted to share ops tags from each of these because theyre really Something

[cahzery]

buddy that is beyond monkey brain, you went all the way back to reptile brain. These are real Dimetrodon hours.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[aberrantemotion]

The statement doesnt even make sense

Blackface: wearing black makeup to pretend to be a racist black person charactature

Criticizing billionaires: not even insulting them per say, but just voicing thoughts on them and their practice. Billionaire isnt even a race, and even if it was, it would be white

[aquestionofcharacter]

Me writing at age 15: what IF the story was about people KIDNAPPING teenagers and CRUELLY EXPERIMENTING on them and I had a NINE YEAR OLD accidentally KILL A MAN with unharnessed DEADLY PSYCHIC ENERGY

Me writing at age 25: what if a vampire was just a really good dad to his loving family and my characters had a whole conversation with a faerie about human music genres

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

[lilaccatholic]

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it

[rinielle]

Honestly what’s going through my head is just.

Apostles: You’re back early Jesus: Temple’s infested. Apostles: What? Jesus - like three hours later - *cracks whip*: Temple’s infested.

[grittymemewarehouse]

[eobardthawneallen]

yugitober d5: friendship power

remember when Jounouchi had a street fight with a dude that knew karate and how to box to get back the Millennium Puzzle? pretty sure it was friendship power that made him win :3c

[mossworm]

It’s donation season and I am seeing Autism Speaks ads. Please avoid them, they do not have any actually autistic adults on their board and they perpetuate a lot of harmful stereotypes. 

It’s a big, complex issue and I don’t have a solution, but they are really not the solution.

[forheksed]

In the woods (pixel version)

[ghirahimbo]

occasionally, the mini-story that bloggers post before their recipe is actually very entertaining.

[sunnyandpositive]

"She will take it back some day." -Pink Floyd

[kingscrown666]

slowly but surely

[virtuous-thing]

This might be one of my favorite posts because it blows my mind how well we keep nature off of man made things when in reality it can grow over like we were never here

[official-venom-snake]

The only thing tempting me to play resident evil 2 rn is that one pic of the main twink with his titties just popping out of that vest

[official-venom-snake]

t i t s

[hotvampireadjacent]

[homofied]

Ok I wasn’t even interested in this game but now… 🤔

[homofied]

I mean…

[whitepeopletwitter]