Fanfics and Laughing at Myself

[winjennster]

[syoddeye]

[konfettiklown]

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

[konfettiklown]

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[swingsetindecember]

clark being too midwestern polite to ever tell kara he hates dog sitting krypto and then is like, i still can't stand krypto but we both hate lex luthor so we are now sympatico but also, clark never wants krypto in his sleek metropolis apartment again

meanwhile, kara does not understand midwestern passive aggressiveness so always assumes clark likes dog sitting

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[hadesisqueer]

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

[aquatofan]

[cartoonsbyandie]

I have no explanation for this other than it's what pops into my head whenever I hear this on the radio

[beardedmrbean]

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

[illuminoth]

my last painting post got labeled mature¿

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[transhuman-priestess]

Happy 10th birthday to tumblr user 2-shane-s being the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[cpunkhobie]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

[arbis-official]

three types of people

[edgar-allan-possum]

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018

[belethlegwen]

@abominablesnowdude's tags are too good to let vanish

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

[beardedmrbean]

[alexaloraetheris]

Two men on a mission, united in purpose.

[beardedmrbean]

[revslie]

☀️ “As I wait to be sure the coast is clear, I soak up the loveliness of Lenore Dove. She spins around, head back, arms lifted to the sky. It must have been hell for her being locked up. She can‘t stand for anything to be confined. Especially wild things, which, of course, she is.”

guys ignore the background president snow hacked my procreate 🤧

[lettersfrompanem]

oh lenore dove🥺