[poutymouus]

ugh i wish those sugar daddy asks were real lol like yes abc123deactivated i COULD do with a weekly allowance

[relishboi]

they said ass in mario

they said it

they said ass in mario

[xeppeli]

[mariomarc]

And hell

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

[trashiesttrashboy]

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

I love you

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer

“hot wench summer”

[topherchris]

[thegreenpea]

And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[abd-illustrates]

I just found out you, too, love Mothman. May I request a tinh mothman doodle, if you have the time, energy, and will? If not, that is totally fine!

what a distinguished gentleman! Look at how he is sitting!

[abd-illustrates]

big smooshes are required

[abd-illustrates]

SMOOSH’D! 

[evilscientist3]

all my organs are continuously exploding 24/7. every day when i get home i love nothing more than to pull all my eyelashes out as quickly as possible

[thyrell]

thats so cool and hardcore i love it. all my organs are gently humming in perfect harmony and every day when i get home i grow another eyelash <3

[evilscientist3]

one day we shall meet. and upon this occasion i shall put my hand to yours. and when this happens our bodies will annihilate one another perfectly. and release energy equivalent to that of a medium sized nuclear explosion. scorching and burning all that is dear to the world in our vicinity.

[thyrell]

and it will be perfectly silent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💗🥰💘💞💝💓💕🌟✨

[evilscientist3]

for real. #girl

[thyrell]

#girl

[unfortunately-awake]

[barbiesplasticsurgeon]

[nicostiel]

[bunniope]

oh youre bi? why dont you "bi" me some time with a distraction while i crack this safe ya fuckin goon

[himborc]

you got it boss (makes out with the bank teller and his wife)

[arpeggia]

Paolo Fusco - Fiori 24h

Artist’s statement:

“Hardly anything is open 24h in Rome: a few bars, a few stores, self service gas stations and flower kiosks, a lot of flower kiosks. You can find them everywhere in the city and they never close. They never close. Their presence has always fascinated me, they seem like sentinels in the quiet roman night, small lighthouses populated by half-asleep immigrant workers. The photos were taken while wondering through the city in search of these islands of light and flowers.”

[cmpxnk-archive-deactivated20240]

my hatred for jk rowling grows stronger every day

[cmpxnk-archive-deactivated20240]

fFSBSNGD

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

the journey has begun…

[sadsmolbb]

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

[sadsmolbb]

Like I said

[deactivatedbutuhnotreally-deact]

fandom will take over american currency

[soullesscharstielarchive-blog]

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

[destiel-honeypie]

Historical

[spnheritageposts]

Spn heritage post

[jamesusilljournal]

Salvador Dalí Tarot Deck Artworks

[emmablowguns]

Snakes

[plomptipples]

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