RJ

She/They

[knightswaypoint]

Learning how to give reports with Uncle Leon (For the Anon who asked for a Leon and Aithusa interaction!)

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

how to keep going for beginners

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[ammnontet]

my nothing

[merlinthewarlock]

Guys. Guys. Do you ever think about the funeral boats merlin made for freya, lance and arthur?

Freya’s boat was covered in soft green grass, like she was being gently laid back into a quiet meadow one last time. It looked so peaceful.

Lancelot’s boat was overflowing with flowers, it was heartbreakingly beautiful as it floated away.

But when it was Arthur’s turn…

Merlin couldn’t do it.

Arthur’s boat was just the plain, ordinary straw one. No grass, no flowers, nothing at all.

Merlin was so devastated he didn’t even have the heart or the energy left to decorate it. He loved Arthur so much, more than anything in this world . He just stood there on the shore, watching that bare little boat carry the man he loved most down the river with nothing but straw.

Because what do you do when the person you loved most in the world is suddenly gone? what do you decorate that with? what could possibly be enough?

I don’t think I’ll ever be okay again.

[dogpuppy]

[integrityflower]

ship wars are dumb. Polyamory and aromanticism are easy, simple, and effective solutions

[nerdragons-hoard]

I don't see how polyamory or aromanticism could patch up the holes in my hull but if you say so

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[jirrray]

endless life on farm with merlin

_only_ for the field work no homo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“angels have halos” bitch those are their antennae

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually since halos glow, it’s really more of an anglerfish lure situation

[halcyonhue]

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses​ what if the whole angel was the lure tho

[eyestrain-addict]

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[byjove]

[beepboopbitch-deactivated202011]

“not everything has to be gay” it does actually

[cowsnotcrows]

Time to be weird and scary with big bro!

based on the trend from twitter (I think I’m not on there lmao)

[roxaro]

"who's your blorbo?" is singular? in this economy?? I don't know how y'all are doing it, but it costs me 6 blorbos minimum just to get through the fucking day. due to inflation. :(

[orions-mistletoe-arrow]

Something I will never shut up about is the corruption arc Merlin goes through in the BBC show. Just, him being completely devoted to Arthur and doing everything he can to try to make sure he survives to his kingship in the hope that one day he'll repeal the ban on magic. and that devotion starting as a chore that he's reluctantly taken on bc he doesnt have a choice but slowly over time becoming devotion to Arthur more than it's devotion to Albion.

Merlin starting as someone who's reluctant to hurt much less kill anyone and yet slowly becoming decensitized to violence, becoming someone who kills a whole group of people without hesitation; who views murder as a consequence of his life rather than reprehensible.

Merlin being there to witness first hand how many people can and will try to murder his prince/king. Merlin hearing every reason and excuse and horror story of magic users like him have for revenge and deciding Arthur is more important than justice for them. Merlin watching Arthur murder the woman he loves and forgiving him for it.

Merlin being someone who tearfully asks Gaius if he's a monster for having magic and also being someone who contemplates letting a child die so that they can't grow up to become a murderer. HIm being someone that desperatley wants to be accepted for who he is and also choosing to lie about what magic is so that he can stay where he wants to is supposed to be.

I'm just obsessed with the Idea of the cost of destiny and everything Merlin gave up to try to make it happen as well as where the line is between what Arthur could be and who Arthur is.

[lost-where-the-forest-would-grow]

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

[daovihi]

reblog if you are an ad hating commie