the-coolest-road-pirate

Why don't snakes wear pants? Quite indecent if you ask me.

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

you can't even tell a fangirl "I hope your blond man suffers and dies" because she wants that to happen to him too

[shuploc]

Lestat de Lioncourt, the wolf killer 🐺

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[sailor-v]

the vampire lestat episode 1

[jynjackets]

Jyn Week 2024 Day One ➥ Favorite Scenes

The Liberation of Jyn Erso (Real) in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

[beescared1]

Hahaaaaa guess who stayed up too late and let the mind demons innnnn uh ohhh!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

Hahaaaaa guess who stayed

up too late and let the mind

demons innnnn uh ohhh!!!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cloudabserk]

i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy

[deusben]

daily reminders: you are cooler and hotter than that evil twink

[the-haiku-bot]

daily reminders:

you are cooler and hotter

than that evil twink

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gumi-megpoidd]

that video of that dude in some video game who aggros a buncha tall white figures and then runs into a maze while fearfully singing california girls is so fucking good. i love it

[gumi-megpoidd]

i found it. hes so scared

[ghoullerr]

i liked that scene of trash crowley

no idea how to format this also redid the post mb guys

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

[sharkfiinn]

prism's parental situation

[thehmn]

Listening to Andy Weir talk about eridians is so funny because fans are always talking about Rocky and Adrian as these “soft” adorable aliens but Weir won’t ever let us forget that their species are apex predators on their planet. Not like humans who became apex predators by inventing weapons, but natural top of the foodchain like lions or polar bears. So far I haven’t found an interview where Weir explains who ate eridians in the ancient past that caused them to watch over each other while they slept; another predator species or rivaling eridians.

Grace is joking around with a selectively violent creature that can rip his soft squishy body apart in an instant!

But it’s also a lot of fun to hear Weir talk about all the stuff he wants to include in a possible sequel, like the fact that eridians can have several conversations at once even with the same eridian. He imagine Rocky and Adrian bickering in one conversation while having a nice conversation at the same time that slowly turns into a fight and all of a sudden they’re yelling at each other in two conversations about different things.

He also says they have terrible spacial memory because they can see everything around them all the time thanks to their echo location so to them it’s crazy that humans can only see in one direction but still remember what’s behind them and even what the last room they were in looks like. Apparently eridians mostly just remember that the room exists and that it has the computer in it but if you asked them where the computer is placed in the room they’ll struggle to give a precise answer.

And Rocky got scared when Grace hugged him because eridians don’t have a concept of expressing affection with physical touch. To them it’s only neutral or violent because thanks to their hard shell they can’t really feel much. They only use it to move each other around or to break through their prey’s shell to get to the soft insides. So in their inter-species friendship only Grace would feel any desire to touch Rocky. It makes it very cute that Rocky joins in on Grace’s hugging ritual. It’s purely for Grace’s sake.

[selcaby]

The last part is funny to me because although Grace may be in a constant state of wanting a hug, the only times he initiates one are when he thinks Rocky deserves it.

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace