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Lane P Zanesville, OH punk, guns, choppers, hot rod bullshit, beer

[roadxzombie]

Busted a fat nut in the CERN large hadron collider, my child support invoices are in languages that make my eyes bleed, and currencies that you cannot fathom

[coffeeandspentbrass]

I am not immune to PAWGs

[roadxzombie]

No one is, brother

[sheet--metal--girl]

SLUG FROM CLEVELAND OHIO

[roadxzombie]

Still alive. Not working hard, nor am I hardly working, I'm merely hard while at work.

[baseballcardvandals]

It's frightening stuff.

Own this BCV original.

[toskarin]

feeling sick from laughing at this pre workout brand I saw on google images

[randomitemdrop]

Item: plastic tub containing fifty servings of powdered The Curse

[local-gun-witch]

[rettoujoutou-deactivated2025112]

[misa-chan13]

The men in question:

[inkandguns]

Me and the boys on tumblr dot com

[stumpyjoepete]

what the hell

named mcdilda??

[jacopo-belbo]

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

Simultaneously the most American and most Imperial Japanese thing I’ve ever read

[slavicafire]

we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

[coffeeandspentbrass]

Went to your hood and Gucio said he didn't know you

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[idle-drifter]

[freakishly-insanecupcakez]

[dorothylarouge]

[thanook]

same guy

[existennialmemes]

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

[warcats-cat]

Can't believe we left out the comment made right under this tho

[rudywiser]

[dankxsinatra]

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[roadxzombie]

Hello kitty grilled cheese maker, big green egg if that counts, or vintage crockpot.

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[toothmuncher3000]

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING how am i supposed to live my life after reading this post knowing these people are out there somewhere