Laughing With Myself

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[fruitsgardens]

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

[setheverman]

Ideal number of teeth?

as many as i can get my hands on

[humorrelated]

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[thebootydiaries]

why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking

[chavdog]

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

[evil-britney]

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

you mean, skin?

[degenerate-perturbation]

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

[xxxtictacion]

Me making a friendship only to find out they’re a dick

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

this is my mom making stroganoff

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

reblog if u a lil ugly

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thyrell]

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

[june-egbert-official]

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

[thyrell]

rice man approves

[celebrity-pharmacist]

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

[lilacnamjoon]

when you think your outfit looks nice but as soon as you’re about to leave the house your mom says “you’re going out dressed like that?”

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[slavery]

I like really small and tight cars makes me feel intimate with every passenger it’s very sexy to be in one with all the bros

[yellew]

a clown made this post

[prideprejudce]

me talking to my cat: who’s da sweetest weetest little pumpkin in the whole wide world?? my little sweetie poo poo meow meow who mommy luves so much

my cat: 

[roaraislinn]

I will be very interested to see how many young adults voted this midterm election.

[idiona]

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny