R. Twatson

I post things about things that I like. Social activism, animals, harry potter. I try to tag everything, so let me know if you need something tagged. You can totally ask me shit, even if it's stupid. I'm 22 and I go by she/her pronouns.

[hungwy]

just introduced a local bat species into your room.

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Dad trying really hard to relate to his goth kid

[hustlerose]

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

[gunsandfireandshit]

OSHA

[black-culture]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sickchild]

everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit

[03josten]

it IS a phase, mom

[pr0jection]

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

[faceheightknifefight]

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

[filthychonga-deactivated2019120]

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

[neurodivergentaroace]

Movies not having subtitles is ableist. I don’t care if it’s an old movie, if you can put it on dvd you can add subtitles. The obvious reason, of course, is for the deaf and hard of hearing who absolutely still deserve to enjoy movies. That should be enough reason to add them, but it also helps neurodivergent people or anyone with auditory processing issues, or people who don’t speak the language or don’t speak it well, or even just people whose house is loud. There’s literally no reason not to make them an option and I honestly think they should be mandatory on every dvd release.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cipheramnesia]

This aged very well in just two weeks.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.

but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?

the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,

[wuackamole]

hate to burst your fantasy, but

1) vampires don’t show up in film

2) vampires can’t cross moving water much less sit at the bottom of the ocean

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

you’ve got me a in a difficult position here because on the one hand, this post is specifically about vampire lore in Twilight, so you’re wrong, but on the other hand, saying “you clearly didn’t read twilight” doesn’t exactly make you look like the bad guy here

[valtsv]

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in an extremely vivid and unsettling prophetic dream

[valtsv]

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[guerrillatech]

[cfo-of-antifa]

[bogleech]

Reminder that it costs more daily to keep someone in prison than most prisoners have ever stolen and certainly much more than it'd cost to fix the poverty that drives almost all crime, it just exists to scare people out of hurting corporate profit and you foot the bill woth your taxes.

[ovid]

I Contain Multitudes And They Are All Incredibly Annoying

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[mythoughtsxxblog]

😂😂😂

[panthera--tigris--altaica]

[Video id:

John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.

John: "...my hand in front of my face-"

Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"

John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.

Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.

John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."

Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."

John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."

End id]

[thenegoteator]

[pettyprocrastination]

Solidarity

[bogleech]

Everyone everywhere has always had a concept of “the last straw” or “death by a thousand cuts” or “the tipping point” and yet when people tried to coin the very reasonable term “microaggression” for how even “small” forms of discrimination build up and can ruin someone’s life, it got mocked and sneered at so hard that the term fizzled and died and now there’s no convenient way to explain what it’s like for someone to experience an insidiously slow burn of hostile or ignorant treatment without it summoning the 4chan meme brigade