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Spider-Man does NOT understand banking. At all.

“Fuck you, Ant-Man, I've got your powers now as well! I've got ALL the fucking powers!”

Andre Has A Posse And They All Live In The Sewer

“My desires, Superman, are ... unconventional.”

“I live in a cave & play a church organ! It makes giant bubbles! I AM A DANGEROUS VILLAIN!!!”

Yeah stop shaking, children! It’s like you WANT Green Arrow to shoot you in the face!

Remember that time Phil Collins wrestled the Ultimate Warrior?

“How did the heroic Flash die?” “He fell down a hole and no one noticed so he starved to death.”

Oh no! How will the most powerful beings alive survive a bunch of ants?! HOW??!!

"Where have you been, Superman?"

"Flying around telling people not to go to parties."

"Cuz there was this plane crash? ... and lots of people died?"

"Not my area."

"We loved the Silver Surfer, Jack! What's your next great idea!"

"The ... um ... Black ...Racer? He surfs across space on his cosmic ... skis?"

"Genius!"

They all tried to swat The Wasp at the same time. They all failed.

"But I don't wanna live in here!"

Look out Wild West Sean Connery! Superman's about to crush you with a giant cube of gold!

"Hey kids! Squeeze my crotch!"

"You're my Steer now, boy!"

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