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Hello! Welcome to my blog. I post a range of different things from different fandoms/art at any given time. You will eventually come across NSFW but its usually tagged. Also horror tends to pop up often under the tag Got Squeaky Butts For Dayz and...

[yuriartillery]

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

[embers-braincells]

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

[yuriartillery]

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

[embers-braincells]

oh dear god you are right, i need that watch carnally

[sentient-tent]

For anyone who needed to see her in motion.

[tastylemonbread]

a post about when someone tags someone else on your post

[elizabethrobertajones]

shaking and trembling, I amass all my crafting skills to place the sammich in a tupperware

[proteusolm]

investigation

[pocketseizure]

Princess Zelda one-hand wielding a greatsword my beloved

[toastbutteregg]

[scienceninjaturtle]

[otherwindow]

I feel like zombie settings could do more to make slow zombies scarier in quiet, creeping ways. Zombies facing away from people. Walking backwards. Only moving if they're not seen. Holding a survivor but not hurting them. Motionless but their eyes follow you. Soundless horde.

[otherwindow]

Encountering fast zombies: Physical challenge

Encountering slow zombies: Psychological terror

[ibapoque]

Ohh okay okay okay I like this.

If zombies are a representation of the breakdown of society, the traditional zombie is a more noticeable, violent, immediate collapse of society.

The slow, quiet, still zombie is more about the societal collapse we don't see until it's too late, one that doesn't happen suddenly and drastically but one that happens without a fuss. The violence doesn't become the focus of the tension, the violence is the release of it.

[beardedmrbean]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[dailycatsblog]

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm not sure this plan is going to work. I think it'll just make the goats much better at headbutting children.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[eznii]

me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper:

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

replacing the god in godspeed with other fitting nouns has lead to some quite good combinations

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

dykespeed, strong sapphic warrior

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[pinkdreameravenue]

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