Twice as many stars

he/it, probably gay (?) trans guy, header a reference to the "two-headed calf" poem, almost definitely autistic, likes transhumanism (transforming my body with my own two hands into something I can finally view as whole, preferably with a streampunk aesthetic), call me Emmanuel

[superspecial-awesome]

Dead Mime Monday

[tpwrtrmnky]

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

[duchessvongooseberg]

🗣️ 📢 ‼️

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot

[bakedbananners]

i love murderbot unreliable narrator bc its like, and then the humans shot the other spaceship with a big space gun or some shit idk i was bored and started watching my tv shows. Literal subway surfers family guy funny moments slime asmr tiktok ipad baby ass attention span

[movietonight]

dialogue between Spike and Giles where it becomes increasingly clear to them that they were once at the same concert

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[folk-punk]

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

[kushblazer666]

[griffonatrix]

reblog to give prev a notification

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[fishing-princess]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[freshlytoastedmarshy]

My favorite thing about fandoms is that there is always an mlp fan somewhere that can and will turn everyone into a pony, doesnt matter what genre the thing is or if its not super popular, it will be pony-fied

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[crazysodomite]

sparkledog who wears one of those anime style masks but it turns them into Extremely Generic Male Protagonist

[crazysodomite]