just a funky little guy (in a girl way)

she/her, 18+, I like linux and linguistics and crochet, I will reblog yuri

[emotargaryen]

one of the best videos i’ve ever seen in my life

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[purrrcrastination]

[demilypyro]

went to a local. won 6 matches but didn't win any sets. frustrating. got close to winning against a Chipp and a Potemkin, but nerves got the better of me. did a lot of practice matches after against two Potemkin mains who were there. my friend who's a competitive level Leo was there to coach me. apparently I still need to get better at 6Ping, and I air-dash too much.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Is it pretentious if you jack off to concepts more than you do to a guy being anally fucked

[queer-as-city-folk]

You won't be mocking me when AO3 shuts down and only I can survive off the joys of imagining becoming a bad person

[newyorkkiss]

[mens-rights-activia]

[mens-rights-activia]

I would like to note that I left flowers for her afterwards, just as a “sorry for using your grave for content”

[burntoutshockcollar]

a woman's penis can be one of her most moè attributes

[burntoutshockcollar]

to start, of course, a small penis is moe

when a woman gets an erection, it wordlessly but undeniably reveals her desires to those around her. this is as moe as the gentle blush of a kuudere.

alternatively, a woman who wishes to get an erection but can't, or does, but then becomes soft, has been rendered unable to express her love despite wanting to. this helplessness and self-repression is a form of moe, as well.

it is gap moe when a woman who is shy, unassuming, submissive, self-conscious, weak, has a large penis.

and when a confident, strong, aggressive, brash woman has a small penis, this too may be present a gap.

[burntoutshockcollar]

and don't even get me started on premature ejaculation

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[textandimageenjoyer]

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[narcissistcookbook]

I had something to say but I’ve forgotten how to say the shrimplest words 🦐

😡

[bewbin]

we got really close one time. monkey #44543 almost wrote Othello perfectly but decided to take some creative liberties in act 3 that were kinda shit so the other monkeys took his typewriter away

[im-mender]

ohhh it's called "head maid" because you give head to the maid!

[toastyglow]

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

[python3-official]

First impressions from starting to learn C++:

It's an ugly language with a mismash of weird syntax across different libraries.

2. CButLikeIt'sActuallyFuckingGood

It's almost like C... but more... like C + 1 or smth...

[colonthreedotexe]

hrt is awesome i just wish it worked faster. i have mutuals i need to be showing my boobs to and this whole "waiting several months" thing isn't really for me

[colonthreedotexe]

little miss AA cups wants to show off something other than its basically flat chest