huh

I'm lost because i JUST realized this section exists.

[robotthesam]

ah great the horny has taken over

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[genjichu]

Same energy as this post

[robotthesam]

i just seriously can’t even believe this is my life right now

[runby2]

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

[stuckinapril]

girl help i am the most sensitive person you can ever meet but also the most emotionally unavailable person you can ever meet at the exact same time and i’m still trying to make it work somehow

[robotthesam]

not the epiphany i just had triggered by a song in I want to date a GIRL.

[youngserfs]

[robotthesam]

gorgeous timing for me to see this as my shift today is with 1 other person; i always put so much pressure on myself to be perfect (even loooong before ever having a job) and it’s now turned into that same pressure when I’m having to help a line of customers on my own. I’d allow that to weigh heavily on me and I’d pick up my pace, but I need to remember what I told myself before even applying: I’d rather be slow than wrong.

[literaphobe]

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

[robotthesam]

me setting alarms from 6am so i can relax before work, but ALWAYS just snoozing my alarms until the time i need to get up and start getting ready. :’c

I need to set some sort of actual morning task for myself!!

[rb-sketches]

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

[a-clowns-words]

drop the link bestie i need to get angry at whatever it thinks i am

[rb-sketches]

Of course✨✨✨

https://mymentalage.com/

[robotthesam]

18 which is fun, i was expecting younger tbh LOL.

also apparently my mental age matches my physical appearance >:D

[arandomthot]

They might be onto something here

[robotthesam]

I was very happy to instinctively use this on my actual first day when handing change to a customer and it just spilled onto the counter. It’d be extra fun to use it daily tho especially with regulars who have already seen me countless times before :’D

I also may have said “Sorry, it’s my second day!” today, so conversely, maybe I’ll just constantly announce what day # it actually is.

[robotthesam]

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Rube Sofer

[spyroforlife]

gonna post a controversial take alright are y’all ready??

…

actually typing out emoticons like XD and :D and :V never should have gone out of fashion and you can pry them out of my cold dead hands okay I know emojis are fun but THEY DON’T CAPTURE THE EMOTION IN THE SAME WAY

so like

…yeah that was basically it, thanks for reading

[reynaruina]

also websites that  automatically replace your typed out <3 and :D with emojis upon sending them are a Danger To Everything That’s Good In The World

[cumaeansibyl]

bring back nose smilies :-)

[porcupine-girl]

There is no emoji that captures what I mean by :P (I do NOT mean “hur hur goofy-ass face!”) and the one for :^/ is not great. And lest we forget, 🤷🏻‍♀️ is absolutely inadequate compared to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tempest-caller]

Faces no emoji has ever managed to capture, imo:

:P

^_^

:3

^u^

:/

O.o

0.0

>:/

<(^u^)>

[batneko]

I am too old to stop using XD

[therev28]

i have never yet found an emoji that fully captures the shifty energy of: 

>_>

<_<

[spyderqueen]

Oh man, I’ve missed O.o

Especially alternating to really capture how boggled you are.

O.o

o.O

O.o

[charlottemadison42]

Whatever the name of this team is, I am on it

[eeveedatparty]

this is   awesome

[defective-replicant-deactivated]

._. is pretty good too and 😐 just ISN’T THE SAME

[acrelion]

XD, ^-^, :3, <3, and =P until death

[zetsubonna]

¬_¬ is the most eloquent keystroke combo

[booksandcatslover]

U_U is my fav, and also O_O

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

the SHEER MISCHIEF of OvO

[weaselle]

me af

[jackironsides]

I use emoji, kaomoji AND emoticons. They all have different moods!!

🤷🏻 is like ‘i have no idea’.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ is like ‘who knows. nothing in life matters & we were all born to die’

[deadgodjess]

@_@ is superior in every way to aby emoji

[glitchbender]

owo

[mini-faust]

nothing comes close 2 the lvls of mischief :> and >:> have

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

😼 will never be as good as >:3

[jadepresentingnipples]

I like õ_õ

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Personally I will never give up >:O and >:)

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

I also really miss ~*sarcasm sparklies*~. These days I’ve resigned myself to ✨emoticon sarcasm✨ but it just IS NOT the same.

[robotthesam]

honorable mentions to my old faves ^.^ and -.-

I still use xD on a daily basis and will absolutely never stop ever.

[youtuber-imagines-and-things]

Just wanted to put this out there

Hi. So, first off I should say that I’ve been thinking about my sexuality for a while now. I’ve always thought l was just heterosexual but that never felt like the right term. So a few months back I found out about being biromantic. I did a whole bunch of research and asked a few people about it even. I’m pretty sure now that I’m heterosexual biromantic.

I really feel like it best describes me.

So yeah. I’m heterosexual biromantic. I’m still a bit confused about this all but I’m pretty confident in this and I actually really believe that this term suits me so much better.

I figure some of you will try to tell me that I’m just a heterosexual trying to fit into the LGBTQ community but that’s not the case. I also figure people will tell me I’m just trying to slowly come out as bisexual, that’s not the case either. Heterosexual biromantic is a sexuality and it’s what I label myself as.

I could babble on and on about this so I’ll just go. Thanks for reading

[abwatchesbb]

That’s it🛑, I’ve had enough of this show 📺. I am no longer 🙅‍♂️watchin⌚ Big Brother 👨‍👦this season. The best player🤸‍♂️ on the season🏠 is going out 📤week 5📅. I can’t believe Big Brother👨‍👦 would allow this event📆 to even happen. Grodner 🤡where the hell 🔥are you!? If Christian🤸‍♂️ doesn’t stay I’m out📤, bye👋.

[treacherouuss]

seven girls making it to jury

[randomsplashes]

[blxckchrysler]

"tiffany gheesling" it's dan mitchell.