Just Your Ordinary Shut-in

Welcome to absolute disorganized nonsense. My fandom side blog is @narcoleptic-assassin

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[evilscientist3]

They’re in a band together

[cipheramnesia]

Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty Funk Engine

[ninjapancake314]

Ladies and gentlemen! Give it up for Toots, Tinkles, and the Almighty FUNK ENGINE!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[alexaloraetheris]

Chocolate Guy's Wario

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fulmionce]

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

[lovely-v]

Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later you’ll see someone posting something about it like “can we talk about this frame” and you’ll be like “ah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.”

[kosmogrl]

[quasi-normalcy]

If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.

[beardedmrbean]

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

[malamente-identificando-gatos]

tengo mucho miedo de mandar algo porque y si el doppelganger español de mi aparece y empieza a hablar un poco de español esta noche

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

you.

[the-you-cat]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

[you-peoples]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

eternal agonies and endless torment

[eternal-agonies]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

[endless-torment]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

NOT YOU TOO

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

[a-l1ttle-time]

hey

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

YOU

[you-in-capslock]

Yeah? What's up?

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

great post everybody

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[kalgalen]

"i want them to make each other worse" i want them to have an impact on each other that's hard to define as objectively good or bad but is still sure to change the trajectory of their lives and alter their very being on a fundamental level forever

[freakoutgirl]

need a tv show to watch

[i-suggest-supernatural]

I have a suggestion :)

[freakoutgirl]

not mentally ill enough for that right now

[liberalsarecool]

"Dignity For All" is anti-capitalist. 👏🏻💫

[trashcangimmick]

[lannisterbaggins]

[aviewfrommercury-deactivated201]

I liked the part where the possums ate fruit

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

mlapmlapmlapmlapmlap

[toystory-hentai]

:V :| :V :| :V :P

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

They’re like weird little hand puppets

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

i NEED people to realise foreshadowing is. in fact. a literary device. and not a Bad Thing. the audience picking up on your hints is a Good Thing. because. it makes the story and it’s conclusion make sense. and some people will not see those but enjoy seeing them on a second read through. red herrings are one thing but if your novel consists of nothing but red herrings it’s not a coherent story it’s just a collection of paragraphs that don’t actually plausibly link to one another. you're not fighting with the audience you don’t look clever you look like you don’t know how basic fiction works. be vulnerable for once in your goddamn life and don't treat writing like a game to be won where the audience losing is a good thing.

[lnorelle]

Yes, one of the biggest lessons I have learnt from writing in recent years, is that it's okay if your readers guess the plot twist before it happens. Let your audience feel smart for picking up on the clues.

As a writer your job is not to outsmart the audience and show how smart you are, but to make the audience feel smart.

Your work being 'too predictable' and your work having a 'shock twist that came from nowhere' are two sides of the same coin, which happen when you don't trust your audience. Trust your audience will enjoy your work without over-explaining and over-foreshadowing, or, on the other extreme, disguising the plot with a million red herrings for everything to be a 'surprise twist' later on.

One of my favourite storytelling twists in recent memory (No spoilers) was from the Half Life games, and yes I guessed correctly what was happening before it happened and you know what? When the reveal finally happened, despite guessing correctly, the twist was a delight. And almost more enjoyable because I guessed the twist before it happened. I was so thrilled! Trust your audience with your story. It's going to be okay.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

This is so divorcecore