mmm, yummy floppy disks

still an adult, somehow | she/her | avatar by me, based off a miku meme i couldn't source

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[giraffodil]

This is like the opposite of clickbait.  The whole story is there.  Behold it.

[axmxz]

they don’t make news like they used to, and by they i mean turtles

[blueboyoutside]

[writing-prompt-s]

You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.

[worddevourer]

“I was born half dragon.”

“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”

“Different dragon.

[readerofthewilderwest]

#“i’m two halfs dragon” “that’s just being a whole dragon” “no”

[meu-meu-kissy-ceutie]

“im two halves dragon” “thats just being a whole dragon” “YOUD FUCKING THINK SO WOULDNT YOU”

[badidoltopics]

[badidoltopics]

[luisonte]

Looool

[tamamita]

bakugo died and mob choir released the hd version of mp100 third opening om youtube, i think we are winning today

Peace is finally being restored

[tamamita]

Peace has finally been restored

[grapefruiters]

quick! if you were a player character in a video game what would your idle animation be

[valtsv]

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

[valtsv]

the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

[valtsv]

anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

[thepope]

This is so funny

Chess robot grabs and breaks finger of seven-year-old opponent — Guardian US

Moscow incident occurred because child ‘violated’ safety rules by taking turn too quickly, says official

[afloweroutofstone]

"Last week, according to Russian media outlets, a chess-playing robot, apparently unsettled by the quick responses of a seven-year-old boy, unceremoniously grabbed and broke his finger during a match at the Moscow Open.

“The robot broke the child’s finger,” Sergey Lazarev, president of the Moscow Chess Federation, told the TASS news agency after the incident, adding that the machine had played many previous exhibitions without upset. “This is of course bad.”"

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite kind of candy! 🍭🍬🍫

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Sea lions are just seals with an extra electron.

[sic-semper-hominibus]

*unionizes your seals*

[computationalcalculator]

my seals are now on strike

[paper-mario-wiki]

all rhythm game songs are called like

Camilla's Wrath+Major Offset - Yggdrasil Vs HELLMOTH (GRADIENTx Remix ORCHESTRAL RECOMPOSITION)

[astraldemise]

remember in skyrim how you were hired to exterminate some rats in a brewery only to find that they were all originating from a cave deep underground and being controlled by some gollum lifestyle living guy creating a rat army to attack the nearest city as his first stop in his plans for rat fueled destruction and then you just never mention that to anyone ever

[mod2amaryllis]

parts 1-2

[mod2amaryllis]

part 3

and this is the true story of my monday afternoon

[myheartis4him-deactivated202207]

[ottosgotanothergunagain]

The virgin 10 second video clip vs the chad 8 hour Morrowind video essay.

[writing-prompt-s]

After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.

[theladyregret]

“Congratulations!”

“What?” They both ask, confused.

“On your new marriage!”

[greyerwardens]

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.

[respirdal]