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if i look back, i am lost
Peter Solarz
cherry valley forever
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
RMH
Game of Thrones Daily
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
pixel skylines
Cosimo Galluzzi
hello vonnie
Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
styofa doing anything
#extradirty
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
ojovivo
Love Begins
blake kathryn
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@rockingaroundtheclock
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it's my dash)
dam girl ur bones are loud as hell
do you promise
He said
BUFFY SUMMERS | 6.03
Hamsterdam
Theres no fukin betterer way zum flyen.
World Heritage Post
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
omg
World heratige post
ah yes, the original version
certified iconic post
The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t
The satisfaction
knowing that I can reblog
this but Russia can’t
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Don’t listen to the haters. I care about your spotify wrapped.
I think indeed dot com should have a comment section
"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"
"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"
"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"
JOE KEERY & MAYA HAWKE on Natalia Dyer in Stranger Things 4 (2022)
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
Robin Buckley, and Debby Harry, the lead singer of blondie, Nancy’s favorite band, (has a poster in her room + Robin listed it when Vecna had Nancy), around the 1980’s
I see this! And I raise you: Nancy Wheeler and Madonna (who Robin could definitely have a poster of + was also mentioned in that conversation!) in the 80s 😁
I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:
I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,
My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn
Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”
Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.
This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))
Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.
When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”
something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
I was at the convenience store and I was going to buy a drink, but i dropped my keys and the drink when I got to the register so I got caught between “my drink!” and “my keys” and ended up screaming “MY KINK.”
I walked up to this register,in a target. When the cashier finished checking me out she said have a good day, and i wanted to say “You have a good day” and “You too” so it came out “You have a good do do”
I FUCKIN H HIT MY HEAD ON A CHAIR FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD AT THIS FUCKING POS T
This post is too good. I once tried to say have a nice day or have a good day to a customer and said ‘Have a nude gay!’. Still haven’t recovered.
OOC: i get really used to working nights or days at my work so i’m often jumbled between “have a nice night” and “have a good day” so often it comes out as “have a nice neigh” or “have a good date” or occasionally even “have a night die”
in first grade someone apologized to me and i responded by saying “you’re welcome” and i still haven’t recovered
I was mad at my friend Gabe and tried to call him a bitch, ended up calling him “babe”. It’s been four years and he still hasn’t let it go
My little sister tried to say “sneaky” and “secretive” at the same time and ended up saying “sneakrative”
One time my friend’s mom was driving us home and she tried to yell “Opossum! ” because one ran out into the road, but it got mixed up with “My God!” And came out “MUFASA!” She laughed so hard she had to pull over and my friend almost had an asthma attack.
Once I went to this restaurant my family and I had been going to since I was an infant,and I wanted to ask if my family had been going there since before I was born. Well,something got mixed up in my brain and I ended up turning to my mom and saying “Did you guys come here when I was still alive?” And my mom lost her damn mind.
In fourth grade I had to lead the pledge of allegiance and said “Amen” at the end and was so embarrassed!
I worked at a call center and one time I hung up to find all my coworkers staring at me. Apparently I told the caller “I love you” and didn’t even realize it
First big high school debate meet. Practicing in my head “I’m Melanie, this is my partner Cassidy. I’m Melanie, this is my partner Cassidy.” I get up there and go “I’m Cassidy….” and Cassidy goes “No you’re not”
one time i was trying to say “thank you bella” and for some reason it came out like “thank you belly” let me die in peace thank you very much
Once i answered the phone and in a perfectly nice amiable voice just said “one?”
I’m still reeling from the time i got halfway through telling a customer at subway ‘i love you’ instead of ‘have a nice day’
My mom once mixed up the saying “dont look a gift horse in the mouth” and “dont bite the hand that feeds you” and came up with: “dont bite the horse that feeds you” my relatives have never let her live it down.
One time I wanted to tell my brother to be quiet but I switched to shhhh halfway through so I turned and looked him right in the eye and went BEEEEESSSHHHHH
If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.
Damn, tumblr. Five entire, huh.
You know what? You're right. I sure have.
sure part of the queer experience is being othered but an even bigger and more powerful part is belonging to the othereds
someone finally put it into words. yeah. being socially alienated is upsetting but it is an entirely unique feeling to look that alienation and say “actually, no. i’m the one rejecting you. i have my own space full of the other people you alienated and it’s even better than what you have going on.”
the sense of belonging you can gain from a group of socially alienated people coming together feels so much like a rebirth that it may as well be one.
"... und eine Scheibe von die Käse, die so schön 'at geprickelt in mein Bauchnabel."
