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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Janaina Medeiros

@theartofmadeline
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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trying on a metaphor

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Cosmic Funnies

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sheepfilms
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@rockingelbows
Uncecarrily gendered products that i would sue if I had the courage and legal age.
*fear noise*
This man created my childhood and then I get to see him become very excited over the fact that a playapus could , in fact , become a green color. I love it.
fun tip for cis people: instead of saying āback when she was a heā or āback before [birthname] became [preferred name]ā, try not being a pile of shit by saying something like ābefore she came outā or ābefore she began her transitionā!
Pls friends and thanks.
ābefore she came outā is so easy and preserves so much dignity, PLEASE
Iāve been wondering the best way to say this. Thank you.Ā
also if their transition is irrelevant to the story, donāt bring it up! just sayĀ āwhen X was a kid/ younger/ in college/ etcā and carry on using their current name and pronouns.
That last point is very important! DO NOT OUT ANYONE! Do not bring up their trans status or transition unnecessarily! And you trying to look more interesting/cool/whatever by having a trans friend does not count as āneccessaryā!!
always reblog!!!!!
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON ITāS LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
ITāS STARTED
ITāS BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS
IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS
Day 27 watch out Iām coming!
Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because youāre cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didnāt even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
Cannot overstate how important this is. Baking soda also does a good trick, but this is still just so, so important!!
I had to find out the hard way that hot oil mixed with cold water explodes. Never again! If youāre trying to wash out a pan that used oil in it, let it sit until it cools down! Donāt immediately put it in the sink and turn on the water. I had burn scars for weeks! The oil got everywhere, on the floor, the cabinets, the window/windowsill, me⦠it was not pretty.
If I donāt see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god
Itās been a minute since I posted something to remind old followers and notify new ones of where I stand on this.
I will punch one
ITāS OCTOBERĀ
Itās not October but I canāt not reblog this
A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about.Ā
Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in commonā¦
Iāve reblogged this on every account I have.
This is simplistic and intended to tug on heartstrings and all that shit but guys I really needed to see something about people not being dicks so if you needed that too please watch this.
Thanks for this, Denmark.
i think maybe we could all use a little simple heartstring-tugging right about now. <3
when that one person walked up and was alone and then the caption came on i just broke, i just started sobbing
i think we all need to watch this
Wow. This is powerful. I also wish I could have been there to stand with my fellow bisexual.
memeception
WEāVE HIT TERMINAL MEME
@caesarianconfection
Iāve saidĀ āI hate thisā so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, becauseĀ āI hate thisā is just shorthand forĀ āthis is an example of a meme given a twist I wasnāt expecting with intent to surpriseā. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.
But this⦠This is something else.
The rapidity of a memeās introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, youāll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. Itāll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeareās jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.
For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?
ā¦.I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE
it is a YMCA reference - thatās one of the 6 memes being represented here
ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)
this first lyric replacement (ātake the breadsticks and runā) is a reference to the tumblr meme āstuffing breadsticks into my purseā. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. thatās meme two (2)
āman door hand hook car doorā is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the genericĀ āstuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill usā story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)
āgunā is⦠yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to āman door hand hook car doorā for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)
and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomesĀ meme five (5)
which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)
(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think iāve ever seen. the initialĀ āyoung manā lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock memeĀ āgunā matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)
I wasnāt going to reblog this, but @pagesofkennaās comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.
average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted
it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpgās format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000ās rage comics
I was getting a political compass vibe too
tag urself im man door hand hook car gun
This works better than I thought it would.
This was in my senior project
Iām not sorry.
EIGHT MEME COMBO
FATALITY
We have officially created a new languageĀ
I just had to do it to em
THIS FUCKING THREAD IāM GONNA CRY
I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDNāT EXPECT MORE IāM SOBBING
M E M E T E N
W o w
You know I had to
I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it
THIRTEEN!?
SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING āthis one does not spark joyā TO THIS VERSION SAYING āthis one sparks joyā
well i added my contribution : )
whyā
IM SCREAMING
This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.
āYouāre in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?ā āOh yeah, sure.ā āCan you explain it to me?ā āI absolutely fucking cannot.ā
One does not simply explain this
Edit:
Another freaking layer!!!
16 motherfucking layers
In the future someoneās going to ask me to explain this and Iām going to be at a loss.jpg for words
(my response to @biggest-goldiest-spoon & @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey )
Yo, I added more layers.
24 layers!
Oh my fucking god-
It took longer to do this than Iām willing to admit.
Iām sorry-
What the fuck? It got longer?
My terrible contribution
every time i see this post it has more additions. bless.
every so often my child comes onto my dash and every time, itās grown more layers. im the person who made the original graphic, even if I didnāt make the original post, and tbh considering how huge the thing got Iām glad for my own dashboards sake that I didnāt post it myself lmfao.
*bows down to you @themockingcrows* i am officially forever at your service for starting this horrifically funny meme chain
Canāt even see the original meme combo anymore, well done everybody
My attempt at an addition:
Iām sitting in the living room laughing at this. I donāt think i can explain to my family what exactly Iām laughing at.
can yāall just⦠like or reblog if yāall are poly-safe blogs
My partner and I are both poly!
I have three partners :)
I cannot decide if this says more about cats or humans
āThe rage in Germany is skirts on fellas (donāt knock it, girls, the Romans woreĀ āem and looked quite groovy)ā
From 16, November 1967
Bring this back
reblog to have this spoopy dancing ghost on ur blog
I hate this with every fiber of my being
oh my god