A Smart Cookie

There’s no rhyme or reason to this blog except neighing into the void

[soundtrack-for-lovers]

Synchronised tempi changes! 

Charlotte Dujardin and Laura Bechtolsheimer - Pas De Deux

[nightskeletons]

tempi changes are so gorgeous and blow my mind

it’s basically magic

[bitchesinbreeches]

this is :O

[steampunktendencies]

Horse drawn bus from the 1890’s

[mrsgioret]

This is just lovely–the woodwork is beautiful!

[maketheangelsfall]

What a talented horse! How did he draw this with his hooves?

[pilferingapples]

Years of practice!

[craigslisthorses]

So, when it rained a lot the other day the front pasture got pretty flooded and when I called the babes up for breakfast Houdini was walking around the “pond” and went to go stand on his board that he loves to stand on and it started to move and that’s the story of probably the first horse who ever surfed. 

[sdequus2]

surfdini

[keeby1-deactivated20170916]

You can lead a horse to water… but you didn’t know he’d be shredding fucking waves

[craigslisthorses]

bruhhhh 200k!

[horsesarecreatures]

Emhtopdunchex - Paint Horse Stallion

[draftmare]

Couple more pictures because this horse is just so unusual looking.

[foalingintern]

Mommy nickers

[zoemroberts]

MY HEART😭💕

[taikgwendo]

[rockyfino]

When you and your friend pull up to the club looking cool and then strike a pose.

[museofthirst]

cursed videos gen z kids who had access to the internet by age 5 probably saw

[museofthirst]

but wait- there’s more

if i add one more thing to this post ill explode

[sabertoothwalrus]

you forgot

shoes

[jensendogequackleswinchester]

Shoes

[themorallibertine]

[pombons]

horseback riding expectation: there is no greater bond than one between a rider and their horse. No one can ever understand the joy of riding such a majestic and heavenly creature. We are One.

horseback riding reality: this is my Giant Dog she waits until my face is next to her butt then farts in it

[rideonruffian]

[theweirdwideweb]

[blossomeboy]

Country boys make do…

[witchlybabe]

THIS is “boys will be boys”

[lucentgallivanter]

me: i love you but please, please do not step on my keyboard. go a foot out of your way and go around

my lovable yet ungrateful cat, a troublegirl and a fiend: you could sooner divert a river from its course than deny my nature 

[davey-strides]

fuckin raw line

[spargel]

extreme makeover: home edition

[thebootydiaries]

girl: i kinda like horses

ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE

[grumpy-mare]

cute pic of my horse deciding she belongs to the ocean and is enacting her plan to drown me

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[santas-clauze]

whys zenyatta the new “uwu hes such a cute cinnamon roll” character on tumblr now

[kasaneteto]

it took me a second to realize you were talking about overwatch cause at first i assumed you were talking about the retired racehorse.

[therealoj32]

why do you know a racehorse by name

[osawatomiebrown]

Listen you, Zenyatta fucking dominated a few years ago when she was racing. She’s one of, if not the greatest racehorse in my lifetime. She won 19 consecutive races on her 20 race career. (She came in second in her final race. Lost by a few inches. Mike Smith, her jockey, broke down crying afterwards and blamed himself for the loss.)

Watching her was an incredible, exhilarating experience. Seriously look up any of her races on YouTube. She was an amazing closing finisher. She’d be dead last until the very end before just blowing past her competition and leaving them all in her dust at the last moment.

She also had serious fucking personality. Before each race she would prance and paw at the ground, like a human athlete limbering up before competition. The most star quality I’ve ever seen from a horse.

I am literally the most casual horse racing fan you’d ever meet but yeah, I know Zenyatta by name. Also I have not a fucking clue who this Zenyatta character tumblr likes is. So you know, to each their own.

[scrantonpaper-deactivated201809]

me, watching a battle scene: please not the horses. leave them alone. they did nothing wrong. they are the only innocent ones. they don’t deserve this.

[fiyhi]

honestly this used to upset me a lot as a kid until my mom, who’s worked with horses for many years, told me about how they train the horses in those movies to do things like falling down, kneeling, crawling, or stay laying on the ground after they fall. and how it’s so tough to train a prey animal to do these behaviors and how hard both trainer and horse have to work. so now whenever i see a horse take a hit and go down in a movie, i just think “fucking superb you funky little horse actor”

[sebbytrash]

This perspective made my life 3000% better