God Help The Outcasts

I'm Stephanie, 23, Scorpio. Credits to the amazingly talented antisepticbandaid for the lovely little icon. Follow my blog if you want high quality trash for low quality prices.

[paxamericana]

salute

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[lameborghini-deactivated2013061]

reblog if u have never given a HECK

[waifyu-deactivated20200615]

So at my house we have an intercom in everyone’s room and when you press “talk” and speak into it everyone can hear what you say

So last night at like 1 AM I spoke into it and quietly whispered “Shia Labeouf“ 

I heard my mom scream in the other room

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[redditfront]

[rincewitch]

there’s so much going on here

[slutauthority]

shout out to all my haters that I’m gonna outlive and have a fat ass while doing it

[feuilletoniste]

#hrrrrngh I’m trying to shuffle off this mortal coil but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps distracting the angel of death

[guiltiest-gear]

Looks like I’m living longer than I thought I would

[swimtonewyorkstate]

hot girls in stem should make blue raspberries real

[vriskamylove]

I’m the kind of person that will delete and retype an entire tag sentence if I make a typo and that’s really all you need to know about my personality

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[fartney]

Costco Lady: Free sample?

Me:

[thoradvice]

you’re so young and you have so much time. life is longer than you think, and there will be time for you to do everything. if you lost your youth to mental illness or abuse, your life isn’t over. you can do everything you missed out on, and more. if you’re losing your youth right now, there will be time for you to do the things you want to do. it’s gonna be okay, you still have time.

[catchymemes]

[frostyemma]

EAT THE RICH

[rainywashday]

Wtf

[msfbgraves]

The Rich Moms in Bridge Club were always complaining they couldn’t keep ‘staff’. They asked my mother why turnover at her work and our house was low. She said: “Simple. I pay more than the going rate. I remember birthdays. They get a Christmas bonus, and as much great coffee as they damn well please. Also lunch.”

“-I’m not doing that.”

“Then have fun dusting.”

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[buggyeyes]

[headspace-hotel]

Look at all the fucks I DO give

[headspace-hotel]

Look at them. Look at all the fucks I give. I have stopped letting my field lie barren and have begun to cultivate and to nourish and to grow. Behold the field where I grow my fucks, and see that it is green again, tentative and struggling but in bloom. I have realized that the enemy is apathy. That the sickness of our world is not the few who will commit evil, but the many that will look away. I have realized there is nothing of strength or resistance in letting the dirt crack and parch in a time of drought.

So I have chosen, bucket by heavy bucket, to water this ground, to work day by day with dirty nails and aching limbs to nurture fragile green leaves to struggle against the sun. I have chosen to care because the desert heat will not.

I have chosen to struggle against this remorseless wasteland. Behold the field where I grow my fucks, and see that the fruit is ripening! Tomorrow hungry people will pass, starving not for want of food, but starving for someone to care.

And behold, I will open up my gate to them. I have chosen. If I can, when I can,

I will give a fuck.

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[willow-wanderings]

TIL photographers are a lot like puffins, cuz we also make friends by showing interest in your camera XD

[dykelliewilliams]

Reminds me of the time researchers were trying to get puffins to land in a specific area so the put decoys up to draw them in but the decoys only had 1 leg and

[legally-a-bastard]

this is so fucking cute

[acidpanter]

A Kind Alien™ ingests her liquid.

[archive1092841814]

i love this website because trump losing the election and destiel going halfway homophobically canon are given the exact same weight it’s like a riverdale episode