Is It Thursday Yet?

This is basically just a Caduceus Clay fan blog tbh. Love me that big big firbolg. Critical Role/TAZ/other d&d related content side blog.

[rooolt]

peachyville horror is actually two separate podcasts, the first being an eldritch horror comedy set in the 1950s centered around Francis Farnsworth and his lesbian mother figures, and the second is a cautionary tale of a middle aged Italian catboy who’s having the worst week of his life to all fault of his own

[theejael]

do not go far from me.

[thelonely]

women be saucin’

[dent-de-leon]

I LOVE VEX AND PERCY’S LITTLE TIEFLING DAUGHTER SO MUCH,,, SHE HAS A LITTLE OWLBEAR STUFFED ANIMAL….I WOULD GUARD HER WITH MY LIFE,,

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[gaynaturalistghost]

Lucretia ❤️

[thevibraniumvoid]

Yes I re-read my own fics because I wrote them for ME

[ptomlins]

i love re-listening to taz episodes, specifically in this case because i always somehow forget how hilarious lucretia is as a character. 

like so often she gets written very serious in fic, and it’s a travesty because Madame “we’re gonna hurl you like lawn dart” Director is a grade a shitshow.

[epersonae]

The thing about Madame Director is that she’s DEADPAN. So many of her lines are absolutely ridiculous (“you’re knee-deep in test-town” is a favorite) but delivered with absolute sincerity.

[tillaseger]

Painting of Percy from Critical role

[scimitar-and-longsword]

Fan fic authors are not professional writers.

Expecting them to be perfect and never make mistakes is setting yourself up to be an asshole.

Do you know how long it takes to write and publish a 60k novel for most published authors? Years. Plural.

That includes time spent writing multiple drafts and doing research and multiple rounds of edits. Access to a professional editor, and the ability to hire sensitivity readers. The list goes on and on and on.

Fan fic authors owe you nothing. They are churning out multiple novel length fics (or the equivalent in one shots) a year while still holding down school/jobs.

And you're gonna jump down their throats because they wrote a pairing differently than you prefer??

Shut the fuck up.

Tags exists for a reason. Read them and move on if the fic is not for you.

I mean really. We all just lived through fucking 2020. Let people enjoy their FAKE gay porn in peace.

Jfc.

[creepyleech]

This is so real. I saw a post going around about how "fanfic authors don't accept critique anymore" And it's like? Imagine you bake a batch of cookies and you take it to the office to share with your co-workers. And then someone just sits down and it's like "Ah, the flavour profile is not quite proper. See, you should have added the brown sugar *after* the flour, and" And it's like? Just eat the fucking cookie, Mike, and shut the fuck up. lmao A hobby doesn't need critique. You don't even need to be good at it. Let people have fun on the internet, for god's sake.

[lescretia]

the established timeline of murder on the rockport limited is like super fucked up and really funny

[lescretia]

here it is, essentially:

the boys are woken up at 3am

they leave, at the most, 15 minutes later

they crash into the swamp a few minutes later

they fight some leeches, which takes about 3 minutes

they walk in the woods to get to rockport

they arrive at rockport at 9:30am

[infinite-bag-of-boys]

Lucretia was like “these boys are gonna need 6 hours to catch this train” and she was right

[7bayeb]

obsessed with the way freddy lost his mind at jimmy's dairy queen story

[notanartist143]

I feel like the dndad fandom collectively forgot that Ron was Glenn's first hug after prison

[drharrisbonkersphd]

no more personality tests. new measure of a person is favorite player character from tazb, taza, and tazg

edit: dni if u dont like taz amnesty or taz grad. nothing against u personally i just dont want that negativity.

[rollingcritical]

Ali from BomBARDed and Emily from NADDPOD both having their DM husbands roleplay their female love interests gives me so much life I love them so much

[rollingcritical]

it’s the Bi Wife Energy™ let’s be real

[thumpersdae]

art about memes again...

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”