Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

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EXPECTATIONS
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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we're not kids anymore.
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shark vs the universe
tumblr dot com

Product Placement
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Today's Document

Discoholic 🪩
almost home
Monterey Bay Aquarium
noise dept.
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@cobbleopolis
Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*
kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]
thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!
The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake
ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em
On it, boss!
Bad news, boss!
sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher
You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?
no that part was real
Today is litteraly the only day in all of human history where it is physically possible to reblog this. Given that I posted it today
Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers
Moon Fanart
All this moon news has been so exciting 🌙
@argumate
you verb noun?
You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!
You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!
Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.
In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.
april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool
for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday
“Now everybody do the propaganda” while they make finger guns is WILD