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Elämältä turpiin sain

[catchymemes]

[surullinenpaska]

Jaan teidän tietoisuuteen Kuopion kaupunginteatterin käänteiskentauri-näytelmän olemassaolon.

[astronauttipulu]

Hiton pornibotit on vaan amerikasta.... voisivat nyt olla suomalaisiakin

[charlesoberonn]

[pankendev]

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

[marxistprincess]

[xeansicemane]

I like this version of this comic.

[assaultcrab]

I'm sorry fucking TIME CRYSTAL?????

[marxistprincess]

[assaultcrab]

what even is quantum physics

like what the fuck

[marxistprincess]

Cool physics for cool people

[anarchblr]

[ruttotohtori]

Mä itelleni aina ku matkustan yksin junalla tai bussilla

[pipariperho]

Harmi että VR tykkää heittää kapuloita rattaisiin...

[varahai]

ei tarvii ees kapuloita, lumi tai lehdet riittää

[varahai]

Tälleen

[pupucino]

Lumi teki kaaoksen raiteisiin

[tissitpoispaita]

Ja syksy toi taas lehtiä kiskoihin

[tissitpoispaita]

Ja juna oli myöhässä

Juuttui kinoksiin

[tolerateit]

2021 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2022 is the year I finally get my shit together

[tolerateit]

2023 is the year I finally get my shit together

[eugenephosgene-deactivated20230]

op is more dedicated to update this post than op is in getting shit done and it shows

[tolerateit]

[ot3]

“there are plenty of fish in the sea” = there are more people out there who you could get with

“sleeping with someone” = having sex with them

“sleeping with the fishes” = got murdered

my proposal: “there are plenty of other fish to sleep with” = next person you fuck will kill you

[blue-village]

Rebloggaa tämä postaus antaaksesi kymmenen pistettä ja papukaijamerkki tyypille, jolta rebloggasit

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. they're making advertising be shitty memeable shit so that people turn off adblockers. i think tumblrs yellow man experiment was to demonstrate to advertisers that it works. listen to me. why are you walking awa

[gengarish]

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

*gulp* she's right behind me, isn't she?

[luotettavasienikauppias]

Voi vittu mä tajusin just et käänteiskentauris ois enemmän järkee ku tavallisessa kentaurissa. Koska noh varmaa suurin osa tietää jo et kentaurit ei selviäis muksuina ku se niiden hevospuoli ois iha valmis juoksentelee ympäriinsä mut se ihmiskakara osuus ei saa pidettyy päätään pystyssä. Mut käänteiskeutarilla se hevospää pärjäis sen kanssa et sen keho ei pääse liikkuu mihinkään (jos siis ei nyt aleta liikaa miettiä sitä kognitiivista ongelmaa et se varsa ei ymmärrä miks se ei pääse mihinkään vaikka sen pitäs pystyä)

Anteeks, mun piti saada tää ulos

[yellow-lemon-lime]

In Danmark we have have Helsingør In Sweden they have Helsingborg and In Finland they have Helsinki which according to google maps is also called Helsingfors

[funnytwittertweets]

[saatanan-suomipaska]

Hyvä, tutustutetaan lapset jo ajoissa opiskelija-asuntoihin etteivät sitten vanhempana shokeeraannu

[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[charlesoberonn]

[juani-momo]

I wouldn't say they're exactly the same. Both are about revealing a truth the listener would rather not hear, but on what they differ is in how the listener reacts to the information. The scroll of truth showcases a listener that rejects the truth, whereas the Spider-Man one showcases a listener that accepts the truth even though it pains them. You can use them interchangeably, of course you can. But using the right one for the right occasion will help you make a meme that's more relatable for more people

[charlesoberonn]