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baseball is a sport with a long and storied history. to really get a grasp on that history, let's start at the beginning

approximately 540 million years ago, complex animal life rapidly diversified in an event called the Cambrian explosion. among this early animal life was a small worm-like animal called pikaia, a distant relative of famous baseball players like shohei ohtani, tarik skubal, and vladimir guerrero jr

dusttt

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

miliabyntite

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tim-official

see every time i see this status i get angry because i’ve played through literally every scenario in rct1 and there is no place where this is a thing. there is never more than one park per map. and in rct2 you can’t make that happen i the scenario editor either. it is not remotely within the game’s functionality to simulate two discrete parks and these games were coded in assembly for christ sake so it’s not like someone modded it in by adding the line “int const TOTAL_NUM_POSSIBLE_PARKS = 2;”. there is no conceivable way this post is anything close to true and even though i know how writing all this out reflects upon me as a person and even though i know exactly how meaningless and trifling of a takedown attempt this is on some random facebook screencap with hundreds of thousands of notes im going to post it anyway because i’m too petty to have any say in the matter

l-a-l-o-u

sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

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sp1resong

"do you prefer yaoi or yuri" well i like nothing. i like silence. just me. and the cold, empty cosm[Hears a twig crack] .

,Who gors there

ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

armpits-are-crying

nope. funkytown again

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come on

geigercuntter

Let’s have so many fucking issues and problems together

byjove

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

byjove

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

byjove

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

byjove