not really

[greelin]

why are tree-related terms/words so satisfying… orchard.. grove.. thicket…

[probablykoboldramblings]

A druid wrote this

[arcticsuggestions]

is it scurvy? is it lead? is it tuberculosis? is it the crippling loneliness? who knows we’re all dying

[bro-stoevsky]

millennial burnout or doomed victorian arctic expedition

[kalyug]

i made smth

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[twinsfawn]

monday mood

[gaylor-moon]

Offense but like how many years did straight people call everything they hated or disliked “gay”,,,,,, yet y'all can’t handle a single generalized statement online about being cis/het but okay!

[this1goesto11]

We’re real people, though.

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

Local Cishet Admits They Don’t Think Gay People Are Real

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

i think a lot about how the conductor of the polar express just blasted the shit out of that kid for not knowing where the damn train was going

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

“you comin?”

“where?”

W̪H̵͙̳Y ̛̤̣̣̮̱͉T̬̰͚O̺ ̭̜ͅͅT̪̰̰̼͓̰̪̕H̭E ͚̱͎͙͘N̴̮̭̣O̢RͅT̝͢H̢͉ ̢̟P͕͇̭ỌLͅE̶͕̰,̲͙͚̞̣̰ ̳͍̼̕O̗̖̤F̷͇̦͚ͅ ̱̻C͈̗̲̠O͈͕U̕R͖̹̖̼͈̳̲S̳͚͝É̙͔̺̤͈

[bewareofthecar1966]

@staff wench, ha! for what reason is thou angry? because mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely and thine own does not?

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Can u LITERALLY imagine dying and having ur body donated and instead of being used for research or organ donation some tumblr yahoo with a url like “cummy-kitten” buys your skeleton and takes selfies with it and unknowlingly youre at the center of tumblr drama but youre fucking dead

[maxknightley]

What a wild hypothetical that, for the sake of my fragile emotional well-being, I will assume is not based in some hellish recent event I have yet to hear about!

[infomercial]

ima miss the tiddies not even in a horny way they’re just nice to look at

[infomercial]

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[butchflirt]

[alwaysbewoke]

these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha 

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[trainer-alexis-deactivated20181]

[vietnyamese]

what are your wares, little man.

[testedarchive-deactivated202103]

Op im begging….. what the fuck is ur health bar

[vietnyamese]

god couldnt stop me and neither can you.

[kin-bot]

she took my kins in the divorce

[lilypadmew]