Womy

Hi PAIGEY

[bugwings]

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[tastysemochka]

[oc] I'm worried

[alexstrasza]

gale and elminster

[vivisofthevalley]

“and if i could give you the moon, i would give you the moon. you are sick, and you’re married. but you’re holding me like water in your hands.” [moon song, phoebe bridgers]

my moodboard for jacob black ♡

[pizzawrench]

if u didn’t get that bella and jacob were in love u just didn’t read the books like post-edward and pre-jacob phasing they literally spend every single day together after school & on weekends for weeks, bella instantly feels lighter around jacob, he literally brings her out of her zombified stupor, they don’t just work on the bikes they also just hang out & do homework & eat dinner together, they go hiking every week to look for the meadow, they hold hands randomly all the time even before jacob does his little half-confession AFTER he’s been getting vibes from her for weeks, he treads lightly based on her reactions & her words, she’s literally saying all the time she loves him & always wants to be around him but she “can’t” bc of edward’s memory or whatever bc she thinks she’s fucking broken beyond repair & if edward had never come back she would’ve eventually realized she wasn’t & jacob would’ve waited patiently for her if that’s what she wanted which is what he does in new moon until she tells him she’s turning in eclipse & that flips everything on its head they make me so sad

[tomato-enthousiast]

Rewatched the first three twilight movies... Terrible mistake

[macydraws]

exchange of blood.

[grundoonmgnx]

Noel McKenna, Dog at Dinner Table, 2015

[ssoupcup]

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

[byjove]

stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why didn't the parasitic wasp assassinate reagan

[ivankov-save-me]

Because parasitic WASPs loved Reagan.

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[real-nature-facts]

[homunculus-argument]

A video game mechanic of "fucking say it", where you get a random dialogue button in random situations, when you're not even in a conversation or anything, and you have no idea what you're about to say. It's a quick time event, too, so you've got to choose fast whether you're going to say that shit that just popped into the character's head.

There's a 40% chance that the response you get is just mildly negative but doesn't really change anything. 25% chance that it's going to start a fight you're probably not prepared for. 34% of something wildly positive happening because the shit you just said was so funny and clever, or the NPC you just insulted was impressed by your audacity. 1% chance that whoever you said that to will just straight-up kill you.

[pisshandkerchief]

"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

[noelletism]

My fave genre of images

[vedajuno]

[vedajuno]