Basile Vivier

[tomato-enthousiast]

When I first came to Tumblr I was surprised that half the people on the site didn't enter a profile picture because they all had that grey ball with sunglasses as PFP.

A week ago I found out something interesting

[tinkerbitch69]

When doctor who comes back it will be nununuwho

[tomato-enthousiast]

Today, I checked a friend's story on Instagram and got jumpscared by an ad with my personal information already filled out, asking me if I consented to it being shared with the church of scientology.

[is-this-fascism]

i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.

[is-this-fascism]

grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.

there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.

[tomato-enthousiast]

Along these lines is a fairly fun mini series called Dispatch from Elsewhere which I highly recommend. It's not AWESOME, but it's special in a really fun way

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[gryffin-who-cannot-fly]

[ID: A photo of a pigeon. It does, in fact, look gorgeous.]

[tomato-enthousiast]

25 rupees to the first person who identifies which species of pigeon that is.

[herainsorcia]

[tomato-enthousiast]

OK SO YOU ARE A SKELETON IN A MEAT SUIT. That's true. But a skeleton without muscles can't move at all. Which leads to the question: which supernatural force is moving this skeleton and is it stronger than you ?

[byjove]

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

[tomato-enthousiast]

Nope. It's literally just you.

[byjove]

then give me a tow or something, dude, get some sand bags

[tomato-enthousiast]

Lemme call my tire guy real quick

What are those, like -I wish I could continue this joke but I don't know any of the different types of tires.

Are there different types of tires ?

[byjove]

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

[tomato-enthousiast]

Nope. It's literally just you.

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[tomato-enthousiast]

Hypersomnia crisp

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[what-even-is-thiss]

So logically Superman has the krypton version of muscle atrophy right so like anyways I know that he’s super buff for aesthetic comic book reasons but I feel like he ought to be like really frail looking

[tomato-enthousiast]

THIS, ACTUALLY!!! THIS

Like every character out there with super strength should have next to no muscle mass because wtf is traumatizing your muscles if you can lift anything

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[valeyardx]

Every morning I wake up and I give timelords cool alien features.

[tomato-enthousiast]

A few years ago, the way I thought timelords worked from having only watched a few seasons of revival Who was that they regenerated mimicking whichever alien population was around them in order to blend in during regeneration fever

[tomato-enthousiast]

So guess what I've learned today?

Today I have learned that half the times I thought I'd seen Von Kovak on screen, it was in fact an actor named Zlatco Burić.

THESE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON.

See Von Kovak on the right, and Zlatco Burić on the left.

Actually it's the other way around and I got confused again.

I - I... I - what ? What is that ?...

...

...

What ?

[tomato-enthousiast]

So after ten months of basically only ever getting 2 notes a post from people with cat pfps (not at all a roast, I enjoy them quite a bit,) I make one Project Hail Mary related post and it blows up again ?

To be clear; by blow up I mean get over tenlm likes but still.

One can only hope this one beats the last because my best performing post cannot be a twilight meme.

Forever

Forever

Aaaah.

[tomato-enthousiast]

All these posts about Rocky and Grace from Project hail Mary had me thinking about that "Humans Are Space Orks" thing again.

So first of all. I have to say the obvious: humans get into weak ass boxes and blow stuff up underneath to slingshot themselves into space.

Secondly and more interestingly: THE FUCKING SIXTH SENSE.

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WEIRD ASS HAIRLESS MONKEY CAN JUST TELL THAT I - A SILENT, SMELL-LESS NORMAL LOOKING CREATURE (sentient Glow cloud) - AM Standing DIRECTLY BEHIND IT FROM ~VibEs~

Also and lastly. Because of the whole Project Hail Mary thing, sight is probably a really weird one too. I won't elaborate because I just don't wanna

[000l]