☆ MINORS DNI - age in bio/pinned post
hi this is chess. yeah this was bound to happen eventually. if you know me i promise this is just as embarrasing for me as it is for you. we'll deal with it
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☆ MINORS DNI - age in bio/pinned post
hi this is chess. yeah this was bound to happen eventually. if you know me i promise this is just as embarrasing for me as it is for you. we'll deal with it
☆ more info below ☆ (before you follow)
Trans person: Im trans
society: okay
that autistic robotfucker friend you're trying to ignore: Play Warm Like Flesh
It's free on itch.io
GO GO GOOOOOOOOO
come on, lets give the robot a hand! you can get it as a sticker here!
PATTON IN A BUNNY SUIT YOU SAY!? 👀👀👀
for that much enthusiasm you can have the messy, pre-migraine concept sketch
sorry if my cute face was misleading I’m actually a pervert
santa saw you reading all that gay porn
#so does he want a rec or
you forget to charge yourself so your body automatically enters low power mode. you reach for your cable, but autonomous movement was deemed lesser than core function, so all your servos go offline at once, leaving you trapped in your own body.
you lay there in a heap, fingertips millimeters from your charger. yet you aren’t worried. your core can last for weeks in this state, without all those hydraulics and higher processing power draining your electricity cells.
your partner finds you hours later, though in your drained haze it felt a lot shorter. her touch imparts a brief static tug back to awareness, your subdued sensors briefly overwhelmed after so long in such a low power environment.
she lays on the floor, filling your cameras viewport with her face (eventually recognized as “smug”). she asks you something, but your taxed system’s language recognition fails to identify a meaning.
you just lay there in response, endlessly buffering.
she sits you up against the wall, letting you see her in her entirety as she grabs your charger and begins fiddling with your access ports, her fingers grazing the unshielded metal of the outlets.
biostatic impulses are a lot stronger than most organics realize.
she finds the right port and gently inserts the charging cable, instantly filling you with sensations as all your previously-dampened subsystems flare back to life, your body subtly jolting back to working order.
your movement and vocal systems still won’t work for a while as a precaution until your battery level gets higher, but the instant spinning up of your fans lets your partner know exactly how you’re feeling.
with a kiss, again lighting up your newly responsive sensors, she leaves, eagerly awaiting your return to full functionality.
you stay seated, replaying the sensation of her kiss over and over.
[tumblr is the only site where you can post the most threatening warning sign and people will still find it sexy]
[for example]
*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today
man we gotta get regular porn back on this website
when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy
This is why self-serve gas is still illegal in New Jersey ⛽️ 👎
oh that's forcefem. that's forcefem of my confort character.
robot girl bouncing on it but it keeps making the connect/disconnect jingle and it's really distracting
Pretty pretty jewels for a pretty pretty prince
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Cute little roped up Roman sketch
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good morning to all robotfuckers and mecha kissers and people who think lovingly about maintenance in cramped spaces