I’m Not Dead, I Only Dress That Way

rory // rita // she/her [more chaotic content can be found on ig @rory_the_red_ and twitter @rita__slayworth]

[sreegs]

i'm gonna start formatting my emails like this

[geekysteven]

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[the-embroidery-bard]

HAPPY PRIDE, US-IANS🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Here’s a free pattern featuring my first and favorite muse, the goose with a knife. Go forth, stab fabric, punch n@zis!

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[ironmaidenhead]

IT'S LOVE I'M AFTER (1937) — Dir. Archie Mayo

[xalatath]

Interested ✅️

[apolladay]

Massachusetts police seek owner of creepy puppet abandoned at station

Interested

Not interested

Voting ended onJun 4

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[havi-fart]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YAAYYYY

to fight my artblock i decided to redraw some gerard p donelan comics as ds9. but once i started i could not stop....

so heres all deep space 9 of them. lol. again the poses and captions are lifted straight from his comics all i did was put space guys on there! please enjoy

(id in alt text btw!)

[evilvarric666-archive]

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[scumtrout]

Sometimes I just look at this photo of when people had to enjoy the local canal (not optional).

[twostepsfromtemerant]

For all the many flaws of the tagging system on this hellsite, it is so perfect for Sending Home. A man's not dead while his name is still spoken, and what are the tags but the Overhead of tumblr? They aren't the posts themselves, but they are metacommentary on posts, notes to friends, info to be passed on. The message has been logged and is continuing to be sent on. GNU

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.