a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?
horse?
not at all. shits fucked
not very. low chance it goes well
maybe equipped maybe not. it could go either way really
somewhat. high chance it goes well
entirely. i was born for this
im bald/vanilla extract/i refuse to participate in this poll/answers






















