hm.

28 :: they/them :: MINORS DNI

[dajo42]

a perfectly average horse is unexpectedly teleported into your kitchen, precisely in the state your kitchen is at this exact moment. it is, understandably, alarmed by this situation. how equipped do you feel you are to handle this situation?

horse?

not at all. shits fucked

not very. low chance it goes well

maybe equipped maybe not. it could go either way really

somewhat. high chance it goes well

entirely. i was born for this

im bald/vanilla extract/i refuse to participate in this poll/answers

Voting ended onFeb 22, 2025

[cyber-corp]

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

[cyber-corp]

i know what i’m doing dw

[cyber-corp]

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

[cyber-corp]

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

[cyber-corp]

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

[cyber-corp]

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

[pluto-officially]

You're failing.

[cyber-corp]

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

[communist-mannyfesto]

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

[cyber-corp]

?????

[enigma-system03]

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

[cyber-corp]

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

[cyber-corp]

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

[cyber-corp]

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

[legionoftuna]

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

[cyber-corp]

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

[cyber-corp]

wrong.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

[cyber-corp]

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

[taco-bee]

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

[cyber-corp]

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

[boxxed-juice]

ares is the god of war, not kratos

[cyber-corp]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

[ironwoman359]

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[nat-20s]

Love you science fiction best genre of all time that also sucks so bad

[incognitopolls]

If you're going through a tough time and someone offers consolation by saying "I'll pray for you," how would you feel about that?

I'm not okay with that– I'm not religious

It's fine/don't care– I'm not religious

I'd appreciate it– I'm not religious

I'm not religious, but my feelings would depend on what THEIR religion is

I'm not okay with that– I AM religious

It's fine/don't care– I AM religious

I'd appreciate it– I AM religious

I AM religious, but my feelings would depend on what THEIR religion is

Voting ended onOct 17, 2024

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[yesornopolls]

Did your hair color NATURALLY change as you grew up? (for example, born blonde but gradually darkened to brown)

Did your hair color NATURALLY change as you grew up?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 25, 2024

[apolladay]

I want to see more specifically from this poll:

So, fanfic writers: when did you write your first fanfic?

Under 8

9

10

11

12

13

14

15

16

17

18 or older

Not a fic writer/see results

Voting ended onAug 18, 2024

[sg-done]

*after discussing a plan* Carson: Does anyone have any questions? Rodney: Is this legal? Carson: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

[floralasshat]

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

[squidong]

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

[spaceboat-1701]

as an aroace i will forget that being attracted to people is normal until someone else mentions it and it shocks me into silence

[aromantic-diaries]

The bisexual to aroace pipeline is pretty much having the right idea and coming to the wrong conclusion. Yeah buddy you're not straight and you're also not gay. No not like that though, the other way around

[abucketofweird]

“I feel the same way about everyone”

Yeah you do. Because you don’t.

[sandersstudies]

Aroace to bisexual pipeline here. Same but also opposite

[bugjolteon]

why did you follow prev

i think it was an accidental click

i dont remember

smart posts

same interests

they followed me first

funny posts

hot

makes cool art/music/writing/other creative posts

other

Voting ended onApr 12, 2024

[squeakitties]

aunt

"ant"

"awnt"

Voting ended onApr 1, 2024

[protodot]

~360 votes at the time of writing, and this reblog is the 40th note. PLEASE press the reblog button I am begging everyone

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[isabelopaque]

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

[deancodedinthewater]

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

[deancodedinthewater]

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!

[chipper-smol]