the cheese 3000

apollo ❆ they/them

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

oh my god your new cat is a little baby....based

wwh huh

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

whuhh

[thickness-protection-program]

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

[audhdspacewizard]

[yardsards]

those artists that draw those “the whole cast is just taking a nap together for some reason” fanarts that exist in pretty much every fandom are doing the lord’s work

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[weaver-z]

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

[batbirdies]

I’ve never seen a dog eat something slower in my life. That pup is taunting them

[microwavedman]

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

[nikipuppeteer]

*giggles fondly* what a fucking idiot

[cupcraft]

*kicking feet* what a fucking chump

[ctntduoarchive]

*bats eyes* what a fucking loser

[opposumghost]

*brings out thesaurus* what a fucking

[poptepipic-post]

[fullmoonfireball]

herbert style sunday

[sophelstien]

got read to filth last night

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.

[hollowtones]

Wait, did Stephen King write tf2?

Stephen Kong wrote “It”.

[hollowtones]

I noticed the typo before I hit submit, but it’s funny, so it stays. He’s the scariest member of the DK Crew.

[penisman9000]

x

[wabbledab]

gimme the beat boys thursday

[wabbledab]

[splatoonheritageposts]

splatoon heritage post

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[bakarilennox]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

[pluralwizard]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

[dduane]

Always reblogging Him Face. :)

[lord-shitbox]

It's March 8th everybody

[dappercyborg]

Happy birthday woman 🥳

[alienthegreenalien]

stellar graffiti near my apartment

[omghotmemes]

At night the beast sleeps

[liquidstar]

[hbmmaster]

I’m a car now tuesday