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i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

wondertweek-deactivated20231103

hes a bottom

ronnie-bunny-deactivated2023120

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

#joseph

worldcircus

malapine-art-deactivated2019081

man this was a look tho

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

princess-peridot

How did you know if you dialed the right number

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

teaboot

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

notevensneaky

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

propitlikeithot

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

yiffmaster

this is about The Grinch

fluidpuck

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

teathattast

princesstigerbelle

He like it

charlesstilezmysterydiners

I’m crying

kaijuno

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

ya-boi-encijan

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

surprisebitch

goodbye

h8moshofficial-deactivated20161

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

shqsgekduggdoeugdoegdlueoued-de

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world

h8moshofficial-deactivated20161

What dis mean

dongboss

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world

weedmemes42069

I miss sleeping next to someone

iamoutofideas

fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol

weedmemes42069

I hate how fucking funny this is

worldcircus

42,000 matches .

okazilla

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis

neopoints

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

jerryterry

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

jerryterry

Did it the lazy easy way:

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

nyawave

FETISH?????????

mias-back-from-the-dead

god i wish i were you

nyawave

this post ruined my life. everyone thinks im a innocent child because i overreacted on purpose for humor. ive gotten so many messages calling me a smol innocent bean. please let me die.