I dress to kill my time

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[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[viscountessnila]

"why do you always think i kill people?" is a THOUSAND times funnier when you remember pip is going to suspect dan da silva AGAIN as the duct tape killer like

[energyprison]

Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me

[clarissaweasley-10]

Daniel da Silva:*breathes Pip:OMG!That's so suspicious.He is the No.1 suspect, I know he did it.It is him,I know it is..

[literary-chameleon]

Dan asking "why do you always think I kill people?" is so valid and hilarious

[secrettastemakerland]

this is a max hastings free zone btw!!!!!! don't come near me if you think he's hot or ship him with pip of all things i will block you <3

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

THE AUDACITY OF THAT RAPIST TO ASK THE BROTHER OF THE GIRL HE RAPED TO HELP HIM HIDE HIS HIDEOUS CRIMES I HATE HIS FUCKING GUTS

[stanleyforbesdefender]

please join my hate m*x hastings club

[sunsetsovermonroeville13]

I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

[roseberrylight]

aggtm spoilers

Seeing Jason Bell’s gardening company gave me the creeps knowing what is to happen

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[dawn-lilacbloom]

[butterfly-sapphic]

Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest

[the-haiku-bot]

Op didn’t stop on

the part where they are also

a love interest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[livinces]

The bond between a girl and that show she doesn't watch and doesn't want to watch, but knows a lot about through social media and/or someone she knows who watches it. 🫶🏽🥹

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[notgreatthanks]

This tag has been more effective than any meds I’ve ever taken

[the-haiku-bot]

This tag has been more

effective than any meds

I’ve ever taken

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[imanbenerrabeh]

spring signatures red nails cursive ink

[flork-of-cows-official]

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

[reblogs-by-jinarra]

[gayluigi]

Can’t believe you forgot the Connecticut dog!!

[amethystsoda]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[yebhidahibada]

I love how desiblr is a bunch of school/college going students saying unhinged stuff and then there's Amitabh Bachchan.

[strawbxx-blog]

so NONE OF YOU WERE GOING TO TELL ME THAT AMITABH FREAKING BACHCHAN IS ON TUMBLR????

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post