Sentenced To Twelve Years In Maradova Prison

🌹16🌹 ~Ivy ~ I’m also @dust-mice-82 so if they interact with you, iz me :) 🌹Lottie is braver than you think🌹 ~ 🌹 Ellie is a gay icon 🌹 ~ 🌹Jamie owns my heart 🌹 ~ 🌹Lola and Mickey will defeat Thanos 🌹 ~ 🌹Binah knows how and when you will die 🌹 ~ 🌹Anastacia and Saskia are thé best couple ever 🌹 ~ 🌹Raphael is so underrated 🌹 ~ 🌹At this point Connie is my god 🌹 ~

[rosecolouredsecrets]

i love her from my head to my t-

[maradovan]

[eleanorwolfson]

It’s

Beautiful

[rosecolouredsecrets]

RWCH characters as cursed photos of me

Lottie:

Ellie:

jamie:

Anastasia:

saskia:

raphael:

lola:

mickey:

Binah:

[rosecolouredsecrets]

LMAO FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS

[rosecolouredsecrets]

RWCH characters as cursed photos of me

Lottie:

Ellie:

jamie:

Anastasia:

saskia:

raphael:

lola:

mickey:

Binah:

[rosecolouredsecrets]

i love her from my head to my t-

[rosecolouredsecrets]

[eleanorwolfson]

OH YES

[maradovan]

[rosecolouredsecrets]

[joannacovers]

hello, i haven’t posted here because i’m ✨anxious✨

but here’s my little guitar cover of Süß Aber Bitter from Princess in Practice by Connie Glynn.

i am @volkjoanna !

[rosecolouredsecrets]

THE TALENT

THE BEAUTY

I ADORE IT

I ADORE YOU

[joannacovers]

hello, i haven’t posted here because i’m ✨anxious✨

but here’s my little guitar cover of Süß Aber Bitter from Princess in Practice by Connie Glynn.

i am @volkjoanna !

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

Headcannon

Anastacia really really likes seafood.

When she’s frustrated/stressed etc. she likes to take shrimp baths. She’ll run herself a lukewarm bath and pour a bucket of shrimp in. She pretends they’re in the sea and she eats all the shrimp then gets out of the bath and eats chocolate. There are two people that know this: saskia; who walked in on one of the baths and decided to join her, and Lottie, who Anastacia gets shrimp from in emergencies. Don’t ask why Lottie has shrimp, that’s a whole other story.

[moonysfolklore]

Please tell the story of why Lottie has shrimp

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

Please be aware that if I tell this story I will instantly be plunged into the chaotic evil category and will never return

[conchetttecurls]

She likes to fish

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

You know how Lottie often swam in Cornwall? She’d pretend she was a mermaid and all the shrimp liked that… they’d follow her as would their families. When she got to rosewood she decided she’d miss her shrimpy friends too much and hid a huggeeeee tank of them under her bed. Anastacia found them when planting the threat at the beginning of the year and knew she could count on Lottie to have shrimp whenever needed. (Also Lottie likes to dress as a shrimp because it makes her feel at one with them)

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

Bringing this back because I feel chaotic today

[rosewood-ranger-deactivated2022]

I’ve only just seen this and now I want someone to draw Lottie as a shrimp.

[rosewood-ranger-deactivated2022]

I hope you don’t mind if i take this further,

Only a few people know about Lottie’s obsession with shrimp.

Jamie knows because he once walked into Lottie and Ellie’s dorm to find Lottie dancing to Under The Sea in her shrimp costume. He frequently brings it up to annoy her and each time he mentions it she turns bright red.

Binah knows because well, She’s Binah

Anastasia knows, obviously, she’s her best customer when it comes to shrimp.

Ellie has yet to find out about this, Jamie and Lottie have bet on how long they think It’ll take for Ellie to notice the tank of shrimp under Lottie’s bed.

[rosewoodconch]

[rosewood-ranger-deactivated2022]

WCGGLKCBLHBLGPIGGEHFBLKGFIG

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

[thatrosewoodwriter]

HOW MANY SHRIMP DO YOU HAVE TO EAT BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK

EAT TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL GET SICK

SHRIMP ARE PRETTY RICH

[beat drop]

[rosewood-ranger-deactivated2022]

She bought Jamie and Anastasia shrimp costumes as well.

[rosewoodconch]

Im not sorry

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

[volkjoanna]

the energy that had been created here is disturbing

do i regret knowing this information ? no

am i concerned ? yes

[rosecolouredsecrets]

I LEAVE Y’ALL ALONE FOR TWO MINUTES.

[heavy-synth-has-moved-blog]

[nevertoomanyhugs]

I am gay and yearning and sad and would like a girlfriend

[olliesmoreno]

- Lottie Pumpkin

(except she never got a girlfriend.)

[writerfae]

If I were author of a popular book with a huge fandom, I'd make a secret AO3 account and write fanfiction for my own story. Idk why but in my opinion that's the funniest fucking thing you can do as a well-known author.

Imagine telling your fans you have a fanfiction account but not telling them how it's named so they start making theories. Imagine not telling anyone and people in reviews will tell you your writing style reminds them of the original author. Or imagine being told that you write your own OCs out of character. That concept is so funny to me, I'm-

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Chaotic evil

[ohwellokcomputer]

Noelle Stevenson get off of Tumblr

[lottiepumpkinofficial]

Connie Glynn

[olliesmoreno]

@rosecolouredsecrets I’m still convinced you are connie and she wrote those fanfics

[rosecolouredsecrets]

👀

[conchetttecurls]

The Rosewood Chronicles Gang™ if they went to my Rural Irish Catholic School

Lottie: Really good at art but hated on by our teacher.

• Should really drop to Ordinary Level maths but doesn't.

• Would actually be passing Higher Level English.

Ellie: The only girl that does woodwork.

• One of the lads™.

• Plays hockey and will fight the other team if they start to get cocky.

Jamie: Passing all his subjects with little to no effort.

• Regularly performs at the Friday Recitals.

• "Wow look at how great our students achievements are" even though the school didn't help him.

Binah: Passing Higher Level Irish with ease.

• Forges notes from parents when you didn't do your homework.

• The only good Leaving Cert mentor.

Lola: That one girl who is really good at Home Ec that the teacher absolutely loves.

• Usually the one who is voted to ask the teacher can we go on a walk during SPHE or religion.

• Snack provider during class.

Micky: The lad with really nice handwriting.

• Always teased for his bad haircut.

• The boy that does Home Ec.

Anastacia: Destroys all the lads in Tec Graph.

• Always questioning and arguing with the teachers(not in a bad way, just to waste class time).

• Actually looks good in the uniform.

Saskia: Full back on the girl's football team.

• Only did Spanish because she had to.

• Gets annoyed at the *slight* sexism in the school.

Rapheal: Protected by the lads™.

• Does the school's musical and plays by choice.

• Uses "Níl Aon Tinteán Mar Do Thinteán Féin" in every Irish essay without fail.

Percy: Pretends to care is CSPE and SPHE.

• Falls asleep in After Schools.

• First to get called on by the teachers and somehow always knows the answer.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[worldsentwined]

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

holy crap

[erniebilko]

me: you know what i love?

friend: what

me:

[rosecolouredsecrets]

@volkjoanna @conchetttecurls @eleanorwolfson @maradovan @rosewoodconch @lottiepumpkinofficial @holy-chocolate-biscuit :D <3

[eleanorwolfson]

I’M CRYING THIS IS MY ONLY DRAFT

I don’t even have to edit it it’s perfect

[olliesmoreno]

CJDIOSIDIUDURE

[rosecolouredsecrets]

THE WAY IT JUST STOPS BEFORE IT SAYS WHY FOR RAPHAEL SHSKFJDK IM CRYING

[eleanorwolfson]

Fixed it!!!

[rosecolouredsecrets]

*eyes going black* a. a. a. a. a. a. a. a. A. A. A. A. A.

A. A. A. A. A. A. A.

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[rosewoodconch]

HOLY CHOCOLATE BISCUIT

THANK YOU GUYS

if you have any idea what to do to celebrate send me an ask or message

[maradovan]

CONGRATS LO YOU DESERVE THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!

[rosecolouredsecrets]

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU 🅱️AUREN WOOOOOO