mel rose

I love so many things, I wouldn't even know where to start

[weloveshortvideos]

Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.

[regularlesbian]

G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.

[kirbyfanneox]

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.

[mogatrat]

how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that

[iamthegenderman]

This is what it means to go  e v e n  F U R T H E R  B E Y O N D

[thedailyshow]

[analogicisms]

Yeah. Exactly.

Wow. Just wow. They all walked right into that… shoved their foot’s so far into their mouths they’re gagging on them.

[bisexualsforprompto]

I normally don’t reblog politics but this? This is ridiculous

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[lunalamariposa]

OMFg IM KATHY

[mushy-madness]

I can’t breathe

[podddcasttt]

I literally can’t with this

[glumshoe]

My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

[glumshoe]

Last night my father brought me “a nice tall glass of ice water” and stood there watching me closely as I sipped it. I pretended to swallow, at which point he threw his head back and laughed maniacally.

While he was laughing, I spit the entire mouthful of water that I’d been holding in my mouth onto his shirt, patted my chest, and said, “Oh, dear, Father; I’m afraid this water was just too cold. I need to let it warm up. Why don’t I make us some… tea.”

[glumshoe]

Another thing we do is imply that we have set lethal traps for each other.

“Goodnight Father,” I’ll tell him (because Father with a capital F is the most sinister and threatening thing you can call your dad). “I hope you sleep well tonight. Very well. It would be a shame if something… disturbed you.“ In response, he’ll make an offhand remark about needing to Google the upper age limit for sudden infant death syndrome, or he’ll bring up my “inheritance” and the possibility that he might have worthy bastard children somewhere. 

My mother does not like our game.

[time-for-maps]

this changes everything oh my god

[rosswoodpark]

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY? I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

[isaia]

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

[filth-and-abscess-deactivated20]

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

[whitepajamas]

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

[quietcarriage]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

[buginateacup]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.

[no1hotmullyfan]

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

[slowspinningredemption]

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

[mattg124]

I can’t drive. 

[clotpolesonly]

[catchymemes]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[mentalisttraceur-humor]

[kata4a]

this is an extremely good joke format

[god-of-chainsaws]

I wish I knew how to play chess

[grand-arbiter-dovin-baan]

[justcatposts]

he’s so comfy. leave him be

[minnnty]

[armaniblanco]

When girls are about to jump in the double dutch rope.

[ganjflavoredcleats-deactivated2]

Lmaooo

[skelebabie]

I was alone in the art room and had the thought “I wonder how many stools I can get over my head” Long story short i got stuck and the class walked in to me pathetically trying to wriggle out without being knocked over

[skelebabie]

stop reblogging this

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[furiousgoldfish]

if someone is

valuing you based on how much pain you can endure

valuing you based on how much you’re willing to sacrifice for them

praising you only when you give them what they want

praising you for enduring pain

praising you for forgiving them

encouraging you to take on more pain

saving their admiration for you only for times when you forgive them and tolerate what they do to you with a smile

waging their attention and demanding favours in return

insisting you should be honoured to be in their company

insisting you owe them for their time they spent with you

this person is abusing you, and at the same time trying to make you feel like abuse is good for you, and have you bonded to them and addicted to abuse.

[bearie]

i know my ass is up too late because i’m losing my fucking mind over accidentally typing george of the gungle

[bearie]

y'all hear one funny word and you just smash that reblog huh

[blacberries]

team mysterious leg bruise

[hgjhgjhgjghxxddhhhbb-deactivate]

[sarmaemoji]

✅ staff reviewed

[kingcheddarxvii]

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

[poodleslime4]

[sketchshark]

[itreallyatemyhand]

In retrospect I'm real glad the Celebrities got "Imagine" out of their system over coronavirus

[tjwasnotehere]