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misericordiia

yes, thanks for checking in

escuerzoresucitado

bearcatcatbear

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

hayleywilliamsfan84

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

specialagentartemis

Consider also the opposite:

Grace: Hey, uh, Rocky…

Rocky: You have a question, Grace my best friend Grace?

Grace: yeah. um. Why does everyone else wear clothes and you. Don’t.

Rocky: oh. That’s because they’re mostly from 🎵🎵🎵 and people are weird about clothes there.

Grace: what

Rocky: in 🎵🎵🎵 they think it’s wrong to have your carapace uncovered in public. Which is stupid. It’s a CARAPACE who cares if your carapace is out. We all have one. My country understands this. I can’t help it if the space program was primarily organized by the 🎵🎵🎵 government because they’re the ones with power and resources so everyone who works at the space elevator thinks they need to wear clothes even when they don’t actually have to.

Grace: Rocky are you a nudist

Rocky: don’t know word. I’m 🎶🎵🎶 and also the Savior of Erid so the 🎵🎵🎵 guys can’t tell me I have to wear a shirt anymore. SUCK IT

(Meanwhile a significant chunk of Erid is going NOOOO THE GUY FROM THE NUDIST COUNTRY WAS THE ONE TO MAKE FIRST CONTACT??? While Rocky is like #FreeTheNipple and no one’s allowed to argue because he’s Savior of Erid)

sirfrogsworth

The Case of the Decapitated Frogs

As you may have seen, I have been using this frog-themed birdbath as a feed bowl to attract birds for my latest photography project.

It was working well and it added a fun element to my photos.

But the other morning I went to refill the bowl with bird food and it had been knocked over and frog heads were gone.

Then I saw this.

Clearly, the groundhog was the culprit.

Lock him up.

He's guilty.

The monster even returned to the scene of the crime to admire his murderous vandalism.

Case closed.

OR IS IT?

A new suspect appears!

One of the fox teenagers has been snacking on spilled bird food.

Could he have jumped up to the bowl? Could he have knocked it over to claim more unsalted peanuts for himself?

DID HE FRAME THE GROUNDHOG?

This case is a mess. All I have is circumstantial evidence and speculation. No confession. No eyewitness to the frogicide.

What would Columbo do?

Perhaps he would set a trap so that the culprit would incriminate themselves. He might leave the birdbath filled with tasty bird chow overnight, set up a camera, and see if the groundhog or the fox take the bait and expose themselves as the villain.