just a local idiot trying their best

Nova/Sirius | they/he | 25 | a bisaster

[spiribia]

do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it

[worsecats]

Come closer... learn my secret...

[chomametchi]

local man confused after dentist, also forced to wear a stupid cone because he has stitches in his mouth and tries to rub his face on every corner in this house

[chomametchi]

local woman confused as fuck because her best friend and roommate left early in the morning and got replaced by a strange clone who is high on opioids

[nighthawkes]

I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

[chomametchi]

little miss weasel at it again

[chomametchi]

number one weasel princess had a midnight adventure as well 😌 and shes so tiny the leash looks huge im crying lmao

[ayeforscotland]

Lads, it's hot.

[translatingpostsintolithuanian]

chebra, karšta.

[official-lauchzwiebel]

Jungs, es is heiß.

[pivo-rizky-svickova]

Chábři, je vedro.

[geschiedenis-en-talen]

Gasten, het is warm

[baejax-the-great]

ρε μαλάκες, έχει ζέστη

[mntds]

Cnapan, biþ fyrhat

[translatingpoststofinnishswedish]

Shäcki, e e varmt

[textpostscymraeg]

Bois, mae’n boeth.

[kuivamustekala]

jätkät, on kuuma.

[loveconfessions]

*softly, but with lots of emotions* perkele

[dagenssvenska]

*mjukt, men med mycket känsla* perkele

[lurks-no-more]

*hiljaa, mutta tunteella* perkele

[integrityflower]

ship wars are dumb. Polyamory and aromanticism are easy, simple, and effective solutions

[nerdragons-hoard]

I don't see how polyamory or aromanticism could patch up the holes in my hull but if you say so

[eddieintheocean]

everyone always talks about sacabambaspis (with good reason) and yet you never hear about another exctinct species that looks equally silly.

i present to you, the conodont

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[sealsdaily]

Today's Sea Lion Is: RAVAGING BITE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS

[eyestrain-addict]

[awwww-cute]

[couchnapping]

I get such a kick out of the prefix 'cis'

getting a book cislated: yup, still can't read it

cisition timeline: just a selfie

cisformation: make a bunch of super saiyan sounds and walk away

cisubstantiation: by the power of god this bread has remained bread

idk its just neat

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

cisformers: they're just cars

[duchessvongooseberg]

precisely as much as meets the eye

[ospreyonthemoon]

Cisfer: the data stays exactly where it it

Cisport: getting in a car with no wheels

Cismutation: turning this lead into an identical piece of lead

[somefunnytweets]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes