dream about sulfur caves
i was in school and i skipped class and ate a whole container of sauerkraut in the bathroom. then i went to class and there were a few minutes left in class before it was over. right outside the room i was in was a "shrine to talos," and the girl sitting next to me was training to be a priestess. she was super nerdy about the trees planted around the shrine and told me all about them. one of the trees she said was a "crimson tree," and she said they were very valuable and people come from all over the world just for these trees. after class, me and some other people followed the tree nerd out into the forest. we were looking for the sulfur caves that were added to minecraft cause apparently, they were generating in already-existing chunks. eventually, somehow, the tree girl found one, and we started digging. we eventually uncovered a very tiny opening that was like a round metal door, but there was no way we were fitting through that. instead, one of us, a girl, volunteered to become the door for us. she took off her clothes and laid on her back and her butthole became the door to the sulfur caves. all we had to do was, one at a time, squeeze our entire bodies through her butthole. there was a time skip i think because suddenly we were in the sulfur caves, except they looked like a building rooftop. the sky was a bright glowing indigo, but it was nighttime. there was a guy with me whose name i knew to be quincy. suddenly i heard someone call me who i knew to be my dad, except he didn't sound like anyone i knew. he said i needed to come up to the surface cause my grandma needed me, and that it would be okay if i took the stairs. the stairs was a spiral staircase made of dirt blocks from minecraft. i didn't take the stairs though, i found my own path up. once there, i looked like i was in old alpha minecraft generation. then i woke up.















