Kela Cant Do Lineart

Sorry if you followed me for quality art I am a shit artist 💜💛💙

[avengersandlovers-old]

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

[avengerscompound]

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.  I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.  It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

[pegasusdragontiger]

[touchmoremelenated]

I’m so over this shithole

[crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons]

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

[feelmyroarrrr]

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

[kittenofdoomage]

FFS you’re joking me?

[carnationsinjanuary-deactivated]

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

[bisexualstevierogers]

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

[wckdmazes]

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

[trickster-grrrl-deactivated2019]

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

[slasherlove420]

FUCK YOU @staff

[purple-possibilities]

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

IMPORTANT EDIT

EVERYONE CALM DOWN!!!

I tried this on desktop and did not hit a limit. It looks like a limitation of mobile posts.

I didn’t bother going past 543 because ain’t nobody got time for that, but there is no 100 block limit on desktop. You’re just going to have to post your fics on your computer or through your mobile web browser instead of the app.

Please reblog this version of the post so that people don’t totally freak out

[qwertystark-deactivated20170910]

Avengers Assemble Steve Rogers // Captain America: Civil War Tony Stark

[cloudism013]

In your face, MCU Steve Rogers.

[itistired]

Me, banging pots and pans together: I DONT CARE HOW MORALLY PURE HE IS SUUPOSED TO BE, STEVE CAN. NOT. MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON JUST HIS BELIEFS BECAUSE HE HAS THE SAFEST HANDS OR WHATEVER.

MCU Steve is literally the worst characterization of Captain America. Full offense.

[roughscribbles]

DID YALL BOT WATCH THE PREVIOUS CAPTAIN AMERCIA MOVIE OR DO YALL NOT CARE ABOUT STEVE??? Y’all Tony stans are reaching asf. Steve NEVER MADE DECISION FOR ANYONE. steve said what he had to say on the matter but he did NOT say he knew better . He didn’t not sign the accords bc he thinks he can protect the whole world by himself or even knows how to do so?? He literally said he doesn’t trust the government. How many of y’all trust the government? He literally just went through entire movie where the government was corrupt…. I bet y’all didn’t watch it y’all was to busy watching Ironman over and over huh, HE DIDNT EVEN SIGN IN THE COMICS SO HOW IS THIS THS WORST CHARACTERIZATION??? @snorkcat ???? HOW?? Steve is a perfect character that is literally his flaw. It’s the external that usually influences his internal turmoil. Always has been. He was prepared to be the only one to not sign. He literally was fine with everyone else signing. He was fine with leaving Avengers. He just wasn’t gonna sign. TONY IS LITERALLY THE ONE MAKING DECISIONS FOR EVERYONE. He tried and tired to get Steve to sign instead of respecting his decision like Steve did for everyone else. Tony knew about the accords and yet still let the government surprise them with them. Tony was the one who had Wanda confined at the Avengers compound AGAINST HER WILL. I love tony but did y’all conveniently forget the time he decided to make a decision for the whole world without supervision (bc Sheild was over) ultron killed an entir city full of ppl??? That was not tonys fault but he did try and make a decision for the world. Tony always makes decisions for everyone. Steve never says he knows what best for everyone. Thats why I hated infinity war Steve. Bc that was the worst characterization. Instead of understanding the heft of the situation he let a romance cloud his judgment. Anyways y’all are so up tonys ass that y’all conveniently forget him flaws and literally don’t know shit about Steve If y’all didn’t understand why he didn’t want to sign the accords that NO ONE EVER FULLY READ AND ANALYZED anyways steve was the only one who even opened them. So yah okay 🙄🙄

[trashtalkingtony]

@roughscribbles

We’re talking about the MCU Steve Rogers Not the comic one. We full on accept the flaws Tony Stark has which makes him relatable since no one is perfect.

Ultron was made after Wanda made tony see a vision that scared the shit outa him and thats why he and Bruce created ultron. Ultron was also tampered with by the mind stone as they never got further than testing an interface which is not something that will activate on its own.

Wanda had to stay in the compound because the media was going to rip her apart. With the shitfest the accords where bringing down with team cap refusing them. (Will of 117 countries)

Ultron also didn’t kill an entire city full of people I bet the max casualty list was a 100 max as the avengers with the help of Tony’s plan saved most of them.

Tony is flawed yes. And at the end of age of ultron he did distance himself from the avengers. But Steve keeping that your friend killed your friend parents a secret is a dick move.

And like @snorkcat said the comic Steve’s are better than the mcu steve. (It’s also an opinion someone’s intitled to have)

Responsibility is a good thing. Learn to deal with it.

[roughscribbles]

Mcu Steve is just fine it’s y’all who are ugly and decided everything was his fault. Tony still made that decision FOR WANDA even if it was fr her good. It’s still wasn’t his desicion to make how can you not see the contradictions in your own argument. God I hate tony stans. Y’all literally can’t wait to tear every one else down but love tony and pretend he a fucking saint. Steve lets them make their own decisions at least and respects them unlike tony. Also I literally said ultron wasn’t tonys fault but he still decided what was good for everybody. Wand did something terrible but I wasn’t elventalking about her. I’m talking about y’all tratment of Steve. Without proper analysis of his character. Just “wow he’s so arrogant we don’t care of he can’t place his trust in a government that has failed him time and time again how dare he not take responsibility for 4 catastrophes that wasn’t his fault and one that was. Hoe dare he ignore his morals for the sake of our favorite character.” New York wasn’t Steve’s fault (no ones fault actually) neither was what happened in dc. Ther wasn’t even enough cotashtrophis held against the avengers fr them to actually reprimand them. And yet everyone is like STEVE SHOULD SIGN THE ACCORDS BC TONY WANTED HIM TO. FUCK OFF y’all are so ugly and biased it annoying. Steve didn’t sign the accords that literally iT tats all he did. Yeah he kept the death from tony that was fucked up but it also wasn’t his secret to keep or to say bucky wasn’t there to defend himself. If Steve had just said hey by brainwashed best friend killed you parents. Who know what tony what have done he has way more resources than Steve and we don’t know if he would have tried to find and kill bucky. It isn’t an excus and Steve still did something wrong but so did tony and y’all literally are vilifying him for wanting to save and protect his best fined at all cost. Also Steve hasn’t filled a damn order his entire life. Even in the comics he’s went against orders and it’s literally bc of his morals. Mcu Steve is the exact same way. NAT ALSO KEPT THE SECRET YALL FORGET THAT ALOT.

I’m just really pissed all I see are tony stans who constantly berate and belittle Steve character with bias. I’m allowed to be angry at bias. And I don’t have to justify my anger. If upi was to victim blame tony y’all would be outraged like y’all usually are when someone does it but y’all literally belittle every other character and could give two shits about any one else. Y’all piss me tf off

[qwertystark-deactivated20170910]

Avengers Assemble Steve Rogers // Captain America: Civil War Tony Stark

[cloudism013]

In your face, MCU Steve Rogers.

[itistired]

Me, banging pots and pans together: I DONT CARE HOW MORALLY PURE HE IS SUUPOSED TO BE, STEVE CAN. NOT. MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON JUST HIS BELIEFS BECAUSE HE HAS THE SAFEST HANDS OR WHATEVER.

MCU Steve is literally the worst characterization of Captain America. Full offense.

[roughscribbles]

DID YALL BOT WATCH THE PREVIOUS CAPTAIN AMERCIA MOVIE OR DO YALL NOT CARE ABOUT STEVE??? Y’all Tony stans are reaching asf. Steve NEVER MADE DECISION FOR ANYONE. steve said what he had to say on the matter but he did NOT say he knew better . He didn’t not sign the accords bc he thinks he can protect the whole world by himself or even knows how to do so?? He literally said he doesn’t trust the government. How many of y’all trust the government? He literally just went through entire movie where the government was corrupt.... I bet y’all didn’t watch it y’all was to busy watching Ironman over and over huh, HE DIDNT EVEN SIGN IN THE COMICS SO HOW IS THIS THS WORST CHARACTERIZATION??? @snorkcat ???? HOW?? Steve is a perfect character that is literally his flaw. It’s the external that usually influences his internal turmoil. Always has been. He was prepared to be the only one to not sign. He literally was fine with everyone else signing. He was fine with leaving Avengers. He just wasn’t gonna sign. TONY IS LITERALLY THE ONE MAKING DECISIONS FOR EVERYONE. He tried and tired to get Steve to sign instead of respecting his decision like Steve did for everyone else. Tony knew about the accords and yet still let the government surprise them with them. Tony was the one who had Wanda confined at the Avengers compound AGAINST HER WILL. I love tony but did y’all conveniently forget the time he decided to make a decision for the whole world without supervision (bc Sheild was over) ultron killed an entir city full of ppl??? That was not tonys fault but he did try and make a decision for the world. Tony always makes decisions for everyone. Steve never says he knows what best for everyone. Thats why I hated infinity war Steve. Bc that was the worst characterization. Instead of understanding the heft of the situation he let a romance cloud his judgment. Anyways y’all are so up tonys ass that y’all conveniently forget him flaws and literally don’t know shit about Steve If y’all didn’t understand why he didn’t want to sign the accords that NO ONE EVER FULLY READ AND ANALYZED anyways steve was the only one who even opened them. So yah okay 🙄🙄

[nateisjustok]

A beginners guide to explaining religion

Jim Gaffigan:

Bo Burnham:

John Mulaney:

Demetri Martin:

[flip-this-table]

GUYS.

HE HAS CLAIMED HIS RIGHTFUL TITLE.

[ruinedchildhood]

[roughscribbles]

Oh god he’s hot

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

I follow this page on Facebook called Toilets With Threatening Auras and well…

[singerrrsongwriterrr-deactivate]

[princeofedom-deactivated2019071]

you know what i hate? when white people in this fandom get praise for not having discourse on their blogs. like y’all think it’s hard for them to stay silent? no bish they couldn’t care less. and i especially hate when they reply all like “omgg i know this fandom is so full of negativity!!111!1″ implying that the valid criticism from fans of color is just mindless hate like… congrats on making your blog a safe space for racists Margareth!!!!

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[mayormaynotbegone]

Feverish & Moonlight MASTERLIST

Feverish

- Vampire!Bucky/Priest!Steve first post

- Feverish part 1 : Thirst (Steve/Bucky)

- Feverish part 2 : Polycythemia Vera (Steve/Bucky & Brock)

- Feverish part 3 : Turning (Bucky & Brock)

- Priest!Steve bloodbath/ Vampire!Bucky

- Priest!Steve/Vampire!Bucky Bottom/Top

- Priest!Steve Outfits

- Vampire!Bucky Outfits

-Feverish part 4 : Big mouth (Steve & Brock)

- Feverish part 5 : Purity ring (Steve/Bucky)

- Feverish part 6 : Arm  (Bucky)

- Feverish part 7 : First time (Steve/Bucky)

- Bloody Vampire! Bucky

- Feverish part 8 : Nothing else (Steve/Bucky)

- Vampire!Brock ballroom

- Feverish part 9 : Gentle stranger (Jack/Brock)

- Vampire!Bucky/ Priest!Steve: Virgins

- Feverish  part 10 : Keep it in (Jack/Brock) 

- Feverish part 11 : Fever (Steve)

- Bloody Priest!Steve/ Vampire Bucky

- Delirious (Steve/Bucky)

- Feverish part 12 : Bad dream (Steve/Bucky)

- Feverish part 13 : Sweaty business (Steve/Bucky)

- Can’t stop looking at you (Steve/Bucky)

- Short haired Vampire!Bucky

- Feverish part 14 : Silently (Jack/Brock)

- Priest!Steve shadow/light practice

- Long haired Vampire!Bucky

- Feverish part 15 : Mesmerized (Jack/Brock & Bucky)

- Long haired Vampire!Bucky part 2

- Fluff all the way (Steve/Bucky)

- Heaven and Hell (Jack/Brock)

- Vampire!Bucky design 2

- Feverish/Moonlight crossover

- Taste (Steve/Bucky)

+ Fics which were inspired by Feverish

Moonlight

- Werewolf!Steve/Vampire!Bucky first post

- Moonlight part 1 : Late night call (Bucky/Steve)

- Moonlight part 2 : Panic (Bucky/Steve)

- Moonlight part 3 : Talk (Natasha & Bucky)

- Moonlight part 4 : Alone (Steve)

- Moonlight part 5 : Unwanted visitor (Bucky &Tony)

- UwU (Bucky/Steve & Sam)

- Pretending (Dr.Strange/Tony)

- A fascinating one (Dr.Strange/Tony)

- The Clan

- All dressed up (Dr. Strange)

- Shameless (Dr.Strange/Tony)

- Good boy (Steve)

- Moonlight part 6 : Arrival (Bucky/Steve)

-Fangy (Thor & Loki)

- Doodles (Stephen/Tony)

-First-timer (Stephen & Peter P)

- Business (Stephen/Tony)

- That one (Everyone)

-Flirty (Stephen/Tony)

- We shouldn’t do this… (Thor/Quill)

- Leader (Tony)

- Kidnapped (Stephen/Tony & Steve)

[nineherbscharm]

it’s crazy that im alive to witness major effects of climate change. like it always seemed super vague and it was always ‘the polar bears won’t have anywhere to live’ but this shit is going to fuck everything up bigtime.

[chocolatecoffeething]

Most people don’t realize how serious it is. We’ve only got 50 years worth of resources left, if we keep going the way we are, and honestly, that’s optimistic. Aside from that, we’ve already gone over the calculated “point of no return”, so even if we immediately start sucking gasses out of the atmosphere and stop all transport and agriculture, we’re going to see oceans rise, sea life die, we’re going to be crammed into smaller land areas, places like Melbourne will be underwater, and the fallout will probably send us into an ice age anyway (long story, but basically the ice melts, cold water sinks, the ocean flow responsible for thermoregulation of the planet is interrupted, cue ice age).

I can already see it now. Forget the hurricanes for a moment:

-Hay isn’t growing at the right time. Last year, no one got good hay where I live, because the weather (which has been in the same pattern during hay season for as long as I’ve been alive) was whacked out.

-None of my animals grew coats correctly, because the weather is just all wrong, and they don’t know what season they’re in.

-We’re getting new temperature records globally; basically, all weather is starting to change already

-Where I live, there are always two weeks where we see echidnas everywhere, and then we don’t see them the rest of the year. that is, until last year, when we barely saw them, spaced throughout several months. 

-Let me reiterate, the animals cannot tell what season it is because climate change is altering weather patterns that have been here for as long as anyone can remember

-We also have more acidic rain due to all the gasses, which is why we’ve got so many statues and whatnot corroding even though they haven’t changed for thousands of years

-We had a tornado start to form in Melbourne. That’s unheard of.

We have the technology to slow down climate change. If we want to survive for more than 50 years, we need to act now. NOW. We need to put in place all the technologies we have, and pour money into more scientific research.

And why haven’t we? Because politicians earn money from oil companies and don’t care about the future of the planet, because they’re not going to be here in 50 years anyway.

[eatass-deactivated32235235-deac]

https://www.skepticalscience.com/ is a great website that debunks common myths about climate change! check it out! it has a wealth of information that’s super easy to understand and even comes in different levels in terms of learning. 

i just recently sat in a climate change presentation and the physicist who gave the presentation talked about how if in the next 30 years we (not just Americans, but humans all over the world) do not cut down on carbon emissions (and this honestly boils down to policy changes that MUST be made amongst industrialists in “developed countries” but that’s a whole other conversation) climate change will ultimately become irreversible. 

30 years y’all. that’s within all of our life times. and these effects are going to be pretty much the end of human civilization as we know it. 

[starrify-everything]

[peachy-jeans]

Please tell me if any of the links aren’t working

Faces:

Face Tutorial

Quick Face Tutorial

Profile Anatomy

Drawing Heads

Basic Head Layout

How to Draw Ears

Drawing Noses

How To Draw Mouths

Lips

Lips Ref

Semi-Realistic Eye Tutorial

Tips for Drawing Eyes

Manga Eye Tutorial

Pixel Eye

Expressions

Step by Step Expressions

How to Avoid the Same Face

Head Angles

Beards

Hair:

Drawing Hair In Pencil

How To Draw Braids

Another Braid tutorial

Headband Braid Tutorial

How To Draw Hair

Hair Tutorial

Another Hair Tutorial

Also Another Hair Tutorial

Tutorial: Hair

Tutorial for Hair

Simple Hair Tutorial

Hairstyle Tutorial

50 Male Hairstyles Revamped 

Let’s Do Hair!

Curls

Pixel Hair Tutorial

Manga Boys Hair Tutorial

Bodies:

A Guide to Drawing the Human Body

How To Draw Hands

Hand Tutorial

Hand Gestures

More Hand Gestures

Arm Tutorial

Feet Drawing Guide

Foot Tutorial

Drawing Feet

Knees

Sitting Poses

Drawing Torsos

Abs Tutorial

Clothes and Accessories:

Clothing Tutorial (Notes)

How to Draw Flower Crowns

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How to Draw Tights

Jeans

Boot Tutorial

Plaid Tutorial

Lace Tutorial

Armour Tutorial

Creatures:

Wings

Folded Wings

Tutorial on Creature Design

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Pegasus Wings

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Dragon Tutorial

Dragon Wing Tutorial

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Dragon Mouth Tutorial

Dragon Head Tutorial

Dragon Scales

Clawed Hand Tutorial

Basic Horn Tutorial

Sauropod Tutorial

How to Draw Centaurs

Werewolf Anatomy

Animals/insects:

Animal Noses

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Paw Tutorial

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Pixel Fur Tutorial

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Ponies

Horse Tutorial

Horse Proportions

Horse Hooves

Horse Legs

Dog Anatomy

Simple Dog Tutorial

Wolf Paw Tutorial

Wolf Head Tutorial

Drawing a Wolf

Canine Leg Tutorial

Feline Comparison

Big Cat Paw Tutorial

Lion Head Tutorial

Cat Faces Tutorial

Snow Leopard Tutorial

Tiger Tutorial

Fox Tutorial

Rabbit Drawing Tips

Butterfly Tutorial

Rat Tutorial

Owl Anatomy

Feather Tutorial

Bear Anatomy

Objects:

Glowing Stuff

How to Draw 3D Rooms

Gun Ref

Slime Tutorial

Chain Tutorial

Gemstone Tutorial

Bullet Metal Tutorial

Lightsaber Tutorial

Gold Coin Tutorial

Jewel Tutorial

Nature/Food:

Tree Tutorial

How to Create Stars (With Photoshop)

Stars Tutorial

How to Draw Clouds

How to Draw a Rose

Simple Roses

Grass Tutorial

Another Grass Tutorial

Quick Grass Tutorial

Bush Tutorial

Rain Tutorial

Water Tutorial

Underwater Tutorial

Fire Tutorial

Snow Tutorial

Light Tutorial

Light Sparkle Tutorial

Mountain Tutorial

Another Mountain Tutorial

Moon Tutorial

How to Draw a Apple

Strawberry Tutorial

Colours:

The Psychology of Colour

How To Colour

Colour Blender

Colour Scheme Designer

Colour Meanings For Roses

Color Hex

Colour Harmony

Skin Colour Palette

Pastel Colours

Greyscale Tutorial

Colouring Cloth

Hair Colouring

Photoshop Colouring Tutorial

Other:

Pixel Art Tutorial

Another Pixel Art Tutorial

Photoshop Brushes

Photoshop Layers Tutorial

Glitch Effect (with Photoshop)

Gimp Soft Shading

Blending Tutorial

Free Digital Sculpting Tool

Skeleton Drawing Tool

Repeating Pattern Tutorial

Free Art Programs

Silk - Interactive Generative Art

Creativity Cards

Don’t Know What to Draw?

better than school tbh

*heavy breathing*

Reblog this just to make it easy to find before it gets lost into the tumblahhh sea

HALLELUJAH! KEEP THIS POST ALIVE!

[thatanimegeek-n-class-deactivat]

Wow, this right hurr might be useful

[monsterkissed]

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

[stayingwoke]

[intergalacticsociety]

But they aren’t documented so they wouldn’t be pa…..nvm

[stayingwoke]

This is a huge misconception for regular Americans. When the government uses the phrase “undocumented” they’re using it incorrectly because if they were truly undocumented then they would’ve be in system. However these immigrants are in the system and they pay taxes, file tax returns and get no benefits that citizens and legal residents get. They also get to see ICE showing up at their doors because the government has their addresses. Fun fact. “Undocumented” workers pays $12 billion dollars every year in taxes. https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/niallmccarthy/2016/10/06/how-much-tax-do-americas-undocumented-immigrants-actually-pay-infographic/amp/

[flockof]

Reblogging for info.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“Undocumented” just means “without papers,” i.e. a social security card, valid visa, etc. They’re still on databases and whatnot, they just don’t have the documentation that allows them to reap the benefits.

[bonusfries]

so if it didn’t click- the government is aware of their presence and gladly taking their money under the table while simultaneously promoting the idea that undocumented people are a threat and encouraging hatred and distrust of them it’s super messed up, literally the scheme of an evil villain, and it’s really happening

[pinche-aquarius]

🗣 undocumented immigrants in Los Angeles contribute more to the GDP than the state of Montana and like 5 other states

[triggeredmedia]

Bernie Madoff donated to charities. Did that make it okay?

[vg8ts-deactivated20190909]

So I have to show my social security card driver’s license or state ID something with my picture on it just to get a job and these so-called undocumented people can just waltz right in and get a job without showing anything how’s that possible?

I even have to show all that stuff just to open a bank account and they don’t have to show anything?

[thatanimegeek-n-class-deactivat]

They have an ITIN (individual taxpayer identification number) in which undocumented folks have to apply for this and use it in place of SSN. So no, they do NOT just walk in and get a job, and on top of that, they’re the usually the underdesired jobs that allow ITINs

[evillesbianvillainarchive]

Why men always design women legs like that?

[man voice] if your woman got ass, thighs, knees and ankles you’re fired

[whattodoabouther]

When the people who were screaming at everyone to go see Black Panther and Love, Simon but don’t say shit about Crazy Rich Asians

[madamslayyy]

ITS NOT BLACK PEOPLES JOB TO HYPE YOUR SHIT UP!!!!!!

95% of Black Panther support came from black people

95% of Love Simon support came from LGBTQ+ people

STOP BEING LAZY AND HYPE YOUR OWN SHIT UP INSTEAD OF EXPECTING OTHER MARGINALIZED GROUPS TO DO IT FOR YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Also this post is just wrong because Crazy Rich Asians has a great viewer review, people have been spreading posts about it since it was first announced as a project, and encouraging people to see it despite the antiblackness in it.

[lunaeregia]

“Screaming at everyone to watch black panther and love simon” y’all really are just being dumb and anti-black for fun

[audreynical2]

Most of my mutuals here and on Twitter are black women or other WOC and the vast majority of them have been hyping this movie for literally months (despite some casual appropriation that is featured in it) and the fact that it only features light skinned east asians.

Just admit you don’t follow many black people anyway so you don’t know who is saying what.

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard

please turn the sound on you won’t regret it

[jturn]

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

[luntfontanne]

Emily Wilson on translating The Odyssey