Roundest-Frog

Mary, 25, She/Her, Saphic as fuck

[woopsydoodleproductions]

Surge’s transition to a hero has been….rough

[maria-ruta]

Jeanne is actually one of my most favorite characters! Idk her story just touched me deeply I LOVE YOU JEANNEEEEEEEE

[lezziecat]

[oidial]

this wet thing

shes just sayin shit

bonk . OK BYE :)

[virtualgirladvance]

[idontevenhaveone]

... the worst bit is I know several people this could be, especially given the 'in Australia' clarification

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If you know them then there's a chance I might know some of them and that thought will keep me up at night.

[antikate]

This wasn’t the guy who we all know who used to spray his jeans with Mortein and then light himself on fire, was it?

[harlemshakemp3]

He used to sit at the back of the bus, cup his hand, spray deodorant into it, then open it and light it on fire with a lighter in one fell swoop to try and impress girls.

He had to stop because the bus company begged our school to tell him to stop bc of legal liability. His hands never actually got damaged after doing it for about a year.

[harlemshakemp3]

I reached out to my old friend in question here, because I've been thinking about him all day.

I do not know what "the amulet" is. I have no idea what "the amulet" is referring to.

[harlemshakemp3]

I instantly remembered when he said that.

While we were all at the local park doing legal things that teenagers would do back in the late 2000s, my friend here found a rock at our old smoke spot that was unusually smooth and flat. He liked it so much that he took it to the woodwork classrooms at school, drilled a hole in it, and hung it on a necklace.

When we asked why he weanwearing this dinky-ass pebble on his neck, he claimed it prevented him from ever getting food-related illnesses: wouldn't get food poisoning, couldn't over-eat, was able to ingest anything (prior to him finding The Amulet, a few of us used to play a game called "Devil's Piss" where we would take turns shoving random food bits into a bottle of coke, and the first person to take a sip would get two dollars from the other players).

When we all asked him for the proof that this rock is magical—because nobody believed him, obviously—he said to meet him behind the History block at lunch, where he said he would drink two litres (or half a gallon) of milk in one go and not puke.

We met him there, and about ten of us all watched him down a whole bottle of strawberry milk in two or three breaths.

He didn't puke.

He jumped up and down and punched his stomach to prove it.

He still didn't puke.

I'm so glad I'm alive.

[napalmdebt]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly shouldn make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[mousidy]

top 9 facts about yourself you probably already knew:

#9: on March 17th, 2026 you will bear witness to the mangled corpse of God

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[all-the-good-usernames]

Oh boy todays the day!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[kedreeva]

I dunno about god but last night we definitely had a stand off to produce a mangled corpse one way or another

[sorreleater]

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”

[sorreleater]

[tachyon-log]

New System Role Type: The Struggler

"I'm the host." Frontpercent hovering around 21%

Ostensibly the same person as the pre-split identity?

Replies to a friend after half a year: "Sorry, Discord must have just eaten the notification lol"

(Fronts for 24 consecutive hours after not fronting for 2 months) Am I actually just a singlet?

[tsunflowers]

if tumblr users are considered to be the devils hole pupfish of social media users the 2019 porn ban is analogous to the 1967 drilling of wells by spring meadows inc that greatly depleted the water levels in devils hole and today's update is analogous to the 2016 incident where three guys broke in and one puked in the hole

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyaru-tau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

[angelicdewdrop]

[escapismarchive]