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I'm moving to Amreaux

[routsife]

[routsife]

Dear everyone: I'll be moving blogs. Thank you

[cleric-chono-is-my-everything]

Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

[attanoempire]

Having a crush is just like I guess it's time to be crazy for a while

[polarcell]

fandom wide mandate that everyone has to re-watch the source material in steady intervals to minimize intense fandomization of tropes and characterizations that happens when people go without new source material for too long

[taiey]

#like renewing a license to practice every few years

[paxamericana]

burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[thegunlady]

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

[seraph5]

My doctor did that for me once. I had to get an expensive brain scan and she was like ‘do you smoke?’ and I was like ‘no’ and she was like “well that’s a pity because the government will pay for this expensive brain scan if you had been a smoker so - do you smoke?” 🤣🤣🤣 I was like ‘yes’ and she’s like ‘oh wow then this scan will be free’

[storm-of-feathers]

"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

[storm-of-feathers]

Everyone saying something like "Yeah you just need to put [x] in your bio!" is missing the point.

[beggars-opera]

This is the internet privacy version of the “yeah makeup culture is terrible...all you really need is foundation, mascara, and concealer and you look totally natural!” post

[routsife]

A typical Tuesday

[dittomckiddo]

When in doubt doodle a little Amiya from memory

Bonus:

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[calellon]

it’s him…… the Grey Earl…………..

[mirorineji]

はらぺこあおむしネクタイ

[piratemadi]

why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

[piratemadi]

will you run away with me

[officialgritty]

the pride montage we’ve all been waiting for

(gifs)

[endlessnightarts]

No Cops At Pride Only Gritty

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[yeah-asbestos]

I love that man with all of my heart

[that-house]

i hope this guy got that kiss

[greelin]

love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

[greelin]

[wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night] ………………….cheesed burger

[goatedgreen]

explained the concept of neo-pronouns to my granny today and her thoughts were “aww thats so sweet its like everybody gets a little nickname that they like!” i love you i love you i love you