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This is a derp. An all around general blog of royal ramblings and ravings, reblogs, and stuff. There might be writings or Rock Band, until blogs for those are set.

[cute-baby-animals]

[cumaeansibyl]

human: *gentle “owl” hooting*

actual owls: *tiny velociraptor screams*

[desuchine]

It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.

Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.

Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE. 

Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night. 

Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day. 

The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day. 

That was the Mishapocalypse. 

[namppa]

planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like

[mattchew03]

The US budget is like a 1st grader playing Oregon Trail. Spend all the money on ammunition so you can shoot at stuff, then wonder why your wagon is falling apart and everyone is dying of dysentery.

Malhavoc430 // Reddit (via mattchew03)

That’s it. That’s the whole government.

(via elizabitchez)

[snartdonyx-deactivated20160709]

me @ myself: stop applying every song ever made to all of ur fav fictional characters

[beaft]

my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[thevelvetdevil]

aweee its so cute too

[l1zardl1ps]

don’t care if doesn’t work. reblogging cause CHUBBY KITTY HAS MONEY ON TUMMY

[monarobot]

^

[toripuu-blog]

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

[jaybird-with-a-hat]

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

[wehidebehindstars]

It really confuses me how this is a bird

But this is also a bird

But this is a bird, too

and also this

People are always talking about cats like “wtf even are cats” and “how are cats real”

but we should really be talking about birds. 

Wtf are birds?

[saigyo-deactivated20130318]

[chyna-r-deactivated20151227]

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

[rubee-deactivated20190117]

whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

[funny-gif-1]

[princess-princesa-blog]

I love dogs so much

[dykke-deactivated20120923]

[drunkblogging]

omgggggg

[nasai]

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

[valderie]

THIS IS IMPORTANT

[scratchingpad]

Kittens post naptime

[shadowstep-of-bast]

there are tears running down my cheeks i cannot handle this amount of pure unadulterated cute someone send help

[angelswithborrowedwings]

this makes me so happy

[homerically]

Someone count how many times they yawn

[nogenderinthewasteland]

several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldn’t find the cause of. he was adopted as a “special needs” cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances

we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what he’s allergic to

it’s people.

the cat is allergic to human dander.

[galren]

[allbirbs-blog]

[happytripawd]

After laughing for 10 minutes I had to show this to you

LOL this is great! I can’t stop watching it hahaha

[thecutestofthecute]

Can you do a big post on platypuses for my baby? And tag her? Her tumble is sabriel-shipper13

For sabriel-shipper13 :)