[noplaceinhell]

actually the entirety of the boy who knew too much is one (1) specific emotion no i will not elaborate

[fairycosmos]

looking in the mirror like bit sad innit

[sawasawako-archived]

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

[sawasawako-archived]

the urge to look back even when you leave……. that’s human, baby

[mazharking]

actually it’s a sign of dumbassery

[diver-up]

what is love if not a little dumbassery 

[mazharking]

okay well now that’s fair

[love-love-you]

lord give me the confidence of a cishet music critic writing a review of a mika album

[love-love-you]

[bakasara]

tbh all of these are great compliments

[plsdonttakemyadvice]

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

[polysymphonic]

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

[wondersmith-and-sons]

listen, yeah, tumblr is unhinged and full of clowns but it’s unhinged in a way that has coherence. the clownery has continuity. you could reference memes from 6 years ago and people would still get it. you could make jokes from long-dead shows and someone could still understand the weird cryptic hieroglyphic language of internet culture. there’s institutional memory here. where else am i gonna get that? twitter? twitter is just 5-minute rage cycles and blue check marks with too much hubris

[nightmare-deactivated20210928]

hate it here (realm of consciousness) going back to sleep

[sandersstudies]

Me: oh gosh I need to make this call

My ADHD: hmmm no that task is not accessible at the moment. Want to learn kanji instead?

Me: what? No, I can’t do anything else until I make this call

My ADHD: nothing it is then!

[sandersstudies]

Me: paying this bill is a fairly easy task, it will only take me a few minutes.

My ADHD: see... idk if we can do that right now... but we CAN completely reorganize the pantry :)

Me: why would I do that? I need to pay this bill first

My ADHD: stay refreshing social media for four hours and feeling sad the whole time then :)

[gettingintoknives]

Richard Siken, self-portrait against red wallpaper

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bakwaaas]

being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me

[whoops-im-obsessed]

Good morning to MIKA's bassist Max Taylor only.

Anyone who can sing the 'dadi dadi's in Love Today for THAT LONG truly deserves respect.

[starjasmines]

girls with adhd will be like "im making a list" yeah of course you are 🙄

[just-adhd-stuff]

[gleekchikk]

mika te amo con toda mi vida

[angiethewitch]

english tourists are causing problems again

[rowanthewizard]

The history of Earth has never been summed up so succinctly before.

[angiethewitch]

wow this reblog is funnier than my entire blog

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No greater betrayal than waking up after 9 hours of sleep and your body is sore. Like bitch I spent last night sleeping where the fuck were you