Flashy Flashy Flashy

Just a person on the internet. This is mostly a blog for the flash game I've been creating but really I'll put anything here that I fancy. Lord of my domain and all that.

[loreweaver-universe]

Donate to Help Bug Attend Pre-College Art Program, organized by Melissa French

Bug has always been an artist, devoting much of his time to creative pursuits a… Melissa French needs your support for Help Bug Attend Pre-C

Putting out a call for help for a family member--one of my younger siblings has been awarded a Silver Key by the Scholastic Art Awards program and has been invited to a pre-college art program at the Institute of Art and Design at New England College! The catch is that to attend reasonably he'd have to be a resident there for the duration of the program, which costs a decent chunk. After the scholarship he was awarded for this program, the total cost of doing this comes to $2550, which is a lot to swing for that very poor branch of my family. On top of that, the sooner this gets funded the better, as it's a first-come first-serve program, and registration requires payment. If any of you is willing to drop a few dollars towards this gofundme, I'd be grateful!

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[nattousan]

[loreweaver-universe]

Putting out a call: if you like my content at all, please consider pledging to my stream Patreon. I make my living from Patreon, it's my sole source of income, and between my blog and my streams, I make $700-800 a month. That pays for the room I rent and my bills, but I'm really just scraping by beyond that, even when I can get past my anxiety to blog a bunch in a month. A dollar per month, a dollar per stream, anything in between. It all helps me. (I get paid per stream I do, but you can set a monthly limit on how many streams your pledge will be for.) Hell, if I have any rich fans, pledge a bunch per stream, it really would change my life :P

I also have a slot open right now where you can pick a game for me to play once per month, on days of your choosing that are available (though be aware that people choose in the order they pledged). If you pick that tier, please contact me via Discord (I'm "loreweaver" on there) so we can discuss what game you'd like me to play and so I can contact you when it's time to make the upcoming month's schedule.

Also, please reblog this and spread this around! Every eye on this helps. Any amount people are willing to pledge helps. Thank you in advance to anyone who does--if it weren't for you guys, I'd still be a telemarketer or burger flipper and getting my soul sucked out on a daily basis.

Thank you again to anyone who took the time to read this.

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[loreweaver-universe]

…Huh.  I just realized–Maniwa wasn’t running into Li’l Slugger by chance, or even hunting him down.  Li’l Slugger came for him, the same way he came for everyone else, but Maniwa was holding on to the right combination of willpower and single-minded focus that allowed him to fight back.  It drove him crazy, of course, but he fought back nonetheless.

[loreweaver-universe]

okay now that is awkward

[rpjohnston]

Red pill, blue pill. I didn’t even notice that.

[endreal]

Say how old you are on the internet without saying how old you are

Here's mine:

gpoy

[the--amala--network]

napster

[runcibility]

WWIV

[cipheramnesia]

log off, I need to make a phone call

[nyxkaikaos]

Cipher won, but Runescape

[cipheramnesia]

Can it really be called winning though, really?

[lilibat]

@cipheramnesia​ and I are of an era aparently.

[cipheramnesia]

Okay I accept this is winning.

[bipolar-bubbeleh]

AIM

[ebonyheartnet]

I lost the game

[thebibliosphere]

All your base are belong to us.

[wijnstok]

come to Kenya we've got lions

[thatpreciousthing]

Don't worry kids, my page is HENTAI-FREE!

[thatpreciousthing]

If you navigated here from a site with frames, click here to escape them

[tofukitten]

You're the man now, dog

[rpjohnston]

lycos

[meowfrequency]

I guess 2020 was not THAT bad after all! Happy New Year everyone!#SPOP 

[wendinella]

catradora week day 2: firsts / lasts

this was going to just be a first kiss drawing but it ended up as a new year’s kiss… catra got a little impulsive at the horde’s party lol

happy new year everyone!! 🎉

[zeelatunes]

[systlin]

If you want to have children in the future, you can’t get vaccinated for COVID.

This vaccine has the ability to render afab infertile as it targets a protein for the placenta formation.

Just thought that you would want to know, since you want children.

This is literally not true spending half a second on google will show you about 150 sites including the CDC saying this is just some antivax bullshit people are spreading oh my god spend half a second looking shit up before you fearmonger like this

[systlin]

Like I’m honestly kinda insulted that you apparently thought I’d read this and go “OH NO THE ANON MESSAGE ON TUMBLR MUST BE RIGHT OH NO” and not spend three minutes to fact check this.

[thebibliosphere]

Shit, I can’t even get a doctor to sterilize me despite asking for it. Y’all really thing they’re doing it through vaccines?

[biokitty]

NAME THE PROTEIN BRO.

Which placental protein does it target? Tell me the specific one and how it leads to sterilization. I want the physiologic mechanism, the enzymes involved, and the specific pathology that renders a person completely sterilized. When does it affect the placenta in pregnancy? Do you even know when the placenta is fully developed in pregnancy? How about when this magical protein you’re talking about exists? Is it a protein used to create the trophoblast? Or is it an integral component of the syncitiotrophoblast’s expansion into the spiral arteries? Or does it come later when the pregnancy is no longer supported by the corpus luteum?

I’ll wait. 

Oh right. That’s not a thing.

The Pfizer vaccine is an mRNA strand that codes for the spike protein on the covid 19 virus. The spike protein is what allows the virus to fuse to the cell membrane and inject itself into the cell to begin production of copies of itself. The spike protein has nothing to do with the placenta and further more the vaccine doesn’t “target” anything. It codes for a specific protein for which your body will produce antigens against so the virus cannot enter your cells and cause damage. 

[rpjohnston]

And even Trump’s FDA wouldn’t approve a vaccine that does that that’s why we have regulations and regulatory agencies, so that your safety isn’t a wild west crapshoot of whether you get anonymous messages on social media

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[gengarite]

he disconnected immediately afterwards

[foxy-sierra]

DEMOLISHED.

[ipromiseyouiwilldosomething]

[karazrel]

# i watch the legend of korra for the plot

[aclorah]

mickey quinn’s title cards

tweets

[umbrellascribbles]

easy peasy

[kineticpenguin]

[captain-price-official]

fuckin lol

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

Another day, another politician that thinks Trump doing something they do means Trump should get all the criticism instead of realizing they’re both wrong

[lobothebuilder]

The difference here is that Trump spends tax payer money for his golfing and AOC spent her own paycheck on a video game to unwind. They literally aren’t the same thing at all

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

Right, where do you think that paycheck comes from?

[kineticpenguin]

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

Ok, just to be clear, do politicians get payed with tax money or not?

[kineticpenguin]

If you honestly think a government employee spending their own salary is functionally identical to charging leisure trips to your own golf courses to an expense account and billing the Secret Service for being there, just because they’re both paid for with taxpayer money, I can’t help you.

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

But what’s the difference in the end? They both paid for something with taxpayer money.

[kineticpenguin]

Okay. It’s very simple: When the government disburses money to its employees in the form of a salary, the transaction where the taxpayer is concerned is concluded. The taxpayer has paid the employee for services rendered. What that employee does with that salary after that isn’t the taxpayer’s business, since the taxpayer already got what they paid for.

To put it another way, you wouldn’t argue that Doris from the DMV is “spending taxpayer money” when she spends some of her salary on a pedicure and claim it’s the equivalent of a presidential golfing trip, or that a soldier buying a case of beer with his salary is a waste of tax money. Because you are paying them for the job they did.

In other words, it’s not fucking taxpayer money anymore.

It is, however, still taxpayer money when it is part of an account set aside for expenses incurred in the execution of one’s duties, and the President uses it to pay himself for taking vacations, and to pay himself again for the taxpayer-provided security detail.

And even if I were to play your stupid false equivalence game: At $300 per console and a game price of $59.99, AOC would have to buy 369,455 Nintendo Switches with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for each to reach the $133 million racked up by Trump’s golf trips. So even if you were to blubber about how it’s all a tragic loss of taxpayer money either way, there’s your fucking difference you goddamn moron.

We’re done here.

[parkchanwoohoo]

me seeing the mailman buying twizzlers at the grocery store: wtf that’s my taxpayer money

[diapersissylover12]

I like how this moron forgets that Trump donates his presidential salary to programs that need more funding.

[kineticpenguin]

hoo boy getting real tired of explaining this!

so here, have a chart