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sourdough STOPPER. fuck ur bread.

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

I was lying in the leaf litter today when some moss spoke to me. "Excuse me, do you know the species of this fallen log beneath me?" asked the moss. "Hmm. No. Sorry, I'm a little fuzzy on logs," I said. "What a coincidence," said the moss. "I'm a little fuzzy on logs too."

shubbabang

puyopuyo

things in this world that kick ass

1.

cassidium

2. Trans Women

contemptible-scoundrel

ADVENTURE IS CALLING...

DO YOU PICK UP THA PHONE

lylahammar

We’ve found a new game

moldavite

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

mascwoman

New bumper sticker 🕺

starcures

new boot goofin

protectivepie52

They pay me in woims.

furryprovocateur

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

girlswater

loki-zen

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

shutyourmoustache

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*