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with being on fandomish twitter and then migrating to tumblr i expected there to be little differences with the “culture”. however, sometimes reading tumblr blogposts requires me to use the reading comprehension area of my brain that i have developed solely for manual instructions and the SAT reading test. this brings me great sorrow.
just watched a person on tik tok say that trans men and mascs aren’t the target of anti-trans legislation in america and i would just like to know what fucking planet y’all are living on. bc the one i’n living on the reason ppl are giving for banning gender affirming care is “little girls mutilating their bodies!!!!!!!!!!!” and “confused autistic women!!!!!!!!!” every anti medical transition conservative talking point is centered around top surgery and testosterone as “ruining women’s bodies.” bathroom bills are not the only form of anti trans legislation and i really need y’all to stop actively erasing the struggles of trans people who pursue masculinizing transition through top surgery and testosterone bc you’re not helping trans women when you do this. you’re just hurting us.
emperor kuzco was clearly gay
hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit
Okay, but just in case anyone is coming to tumblr dot com for my hot takes on 20+ year old kids' movies: Kuzco super WAS gay (or at least coded as such) and of course, I didn't get it until I watched it as a gay grownup.
He is played obviously camp and dramatic, for a start, and there is the aforementioned "hate your hair/not likely/yikes yikes yikes/let me guess you have a great personality" summary dismissal of all his potential brides. Then he spends dinner asking Yzma about Kronk ("so he seems nice? He's what, in his late twenties?") and otherwise being slightly obsessed with him.
Then there is the whole Adventure of Doom with Pacha, him being ever huffy about the Kiss of Life, and then the restaurant gag where Kuzco takes to playing Pacha's fake wife and dressing up in ladies' clothing with great gusto (reinforced by the waitress' "bless you for coming out in public" remark when Pacha says they're on their honeymoon). Then when he is finally de-llamafied, we don't see him paired off with the obligatory girl from the lineup earlier, as might otherwise be expected in a Disney movie. Instead he is still single, but goes to found family it up with Pacha, Chica, Kronk, etc, which dare we remark is a very queer trope.
In short, I have no idea how a Disney movie with no white people (all the characters are Indigenous/people of color), a gay king, cross-dressing jokes, and the most offbeat plot of all time actually ever got made (can you imagine the Family Friendly Mouse doing that today? Let us also talk about Kronk because he is a brilliant deconstruction of both toxic masculinity and the musclebound henchman stereotype.) Other than that this was the Chaos Hour of animated movies in the late 90s/early 2000s, and yes.
So yes. There you have it. I will not be taking criticism at this time.
In response to the question “How did a movie like this get made at all much less by fucking Disney?” there was a recent Vulture article that outlines the whole shit show of a history behind this film according to everyone (writers, directors, VAs, Stings) involved. The gist of the story is that they fucked up making a whole, true-to-form Disney musical that never came to see the light of day SO BADLY that Disney switched directors, locked the writer’s room, and didn’t review a single script until weeks after the film was in theaters.
Please, read this article if you have some time. This story is wild, and involves directors being pitted against each other Bake-Off style and a shockingly intimate documentary created by the wife of Sting who, himself was heartbroken by the decimation of the songs he wrote for the film including cutting a fantastic Yzma villain song sung by Eartha Kitt that is SO DAMN GOOD but would not ever have fit the more nailed-down Yzma we would eventually come to know and love. It’s so catchy though, I’m doubling up on calls to action but please listen now:
holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit
This is fucking insane
'Bad Guys' isn't the only new wide release. 'The Northman' and Nicolas Cage's 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent' are also opening thi
THE FURRIES ARE KILLING HARRY POTTER
don't make me pull out this chart
is anyone else bi or is it just me and that guy from supernatural
i guess it's just you
vicious mockery is my favorite spell in dungeons and dragons because like
A) it does decent damage
B) it’s a cantrip
so canonically, a talented musician can murder commonfolk by hurling a single insult at them (average damage at 17+ level is 10, max 16.). imagine a chaotic evil bard who becomes a serial killer and the local guards are afraid to pursue him because you might go up and say “you’re under arrest” but then he just retorts ‘your mom is under arrest” and you fucking die on the spot
that same musician, if he can manage to successfully insult the world’s most fearsome ancient dragon 55 times without dying first… it dies. a process which would still take only about 11 minutes (assuming the bard has a spell DC of 19, meaning the dragon would fail about 50% of the saves.)
i think Gregory is my favorite character
V A C C I N A T E
sign in a doctor’s office
I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx
there are links directly between some vaccinations and autism in young children. Whole drug and medical industries need to be restructured
No there aren’t, and the doctor that said that literally got his license taken away for being reckless
The whole entire study was literally based on lies. There are kids who can’t get vaccinated due to health reasons like allergies and being immuno-compromised but every other child NEEDS to be vaccinated
1. Mufuckas is too old to be believing your child can catch autism from a goddamn shot
2. Even if they could an autistic child is better than a dead one
3. STOP SPREADING BULLSHIT
If you believe that vaccinations cause autism you do not deserve to have children. There are so many kids that have died because of this believe because people do not wanna vaccinate their children because they’re afraid of autism which is fucked up on so many levels.
did u guys know there’s a whole subset of tumblr that hates bobby flay’s guts
and they’re right
smart tumblr neighbors i hate writing essays for literature analysis so much give me a playlist inspo
oh heres these doodles too.
Must be painting a children’s hospital
She’s so good with color! That’s some strong use of color theory right there
I hate you all and your fucking lore
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evil grian
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now that im back let me tell you folks some real opinions i have stacked here. back in my day (1973) calling a child murderer hot would get you stuffed into a freddie costume in the backrooms. however i understand how technology evolved throught the days and possibly decades. not everyone is going to calculate a 1.4 million sided shape to find the 35th digit of P. architech round gravity to 10 nowadays too. However i dont want to put the blame in the modern times, no, this would mean despite my generation learning we couldnt teach a thing. Id like to use this stage to highlight that its in human nature to always do the things that get us by. In my timeline it’d be admiting that SpringTrap smells like shit, and in your days not loosing time and hair over the small tidbits. its npt about the small details that make the project work, but rather the big picture. you can have a pretty teapot, but the guests would much rathre prefer a comfortable couch and flatscreeen TV. and you would much like a shower and a bed. maybe even a door. Anyways moral of the story is that it doesn’t matter whats on the outside as long as you dont have rotting corspe on the inside (turtles are an exclusion)
Boo!
