I HAVE A PENCHANT FOR PURPLE PROSE

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling [REDACTED] Sol-22-he/him I have [UPDATE*2] 14!! separate fandom blogs and counting... Mostly as fixation receptacles, currently into Ace Attorney and Persona 5 Royal. This is my interaction blog, my main is odyssey-of-babbitt but you won't read this far and I think that's probably a good thing judging by the quality of my comments and asks.

[lesbian-hannibal]

her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

[tmbgareok]

Hey Flans,

Have you ever written or recorded a song and just knew immediately it was going to be an absolute blast to perform it live?

Thanks!

JF: They Got Lost, Damn Good Times.

[aurpiment]

*monkey’s paw gives me a biiig thumbs up*

[inkie-heart]

Demily's chat crowdfunded this drawing, enjoy @demilypyro

[glitch--daddy]

She's mentally ill but her tits are amazing

[thundercloudsedan]

She's mentally ill AND her tits are amazing

[hollanovulation]

love when i see something for me #mebait

[talestobetold]

me bait.

[conputerbug]

Do you guys like my lovely paitnings

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[impormable]

Olivia Jaimes’ Nancy continues to amaze and delight.

[ralfmaximus]

This really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off.

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[bayboyzone]

animal crossing log 3

[isitbetterthanimaginepartybabyz]

Is it Better Than Imagine: Party Babyz?: The Last Guardian

IGN rating for The Last Guardian: 7.0

IGN rating for Imagine: Party Babyz: 7.5

Conclusion: No.

[seali]

I am grub and I live in. The snno w

[wiiwheel]

clicking into a blog called bigfatbuttsonly only to see I'm already following it

[pocketseizure]

Princess Zelda one-hand wielding a greatsword my beloved