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nourishes it
keeps it warm
fills it with love
fills it with rice
refills sanity bar
grants it a blessing
Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.
At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.
At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.
“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.
The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.
I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.
I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.
I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht.
I’m not worth the cost of a watch.
i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.
i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.
as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.
disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.
at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.
i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.
i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.
we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.
Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.
https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw
ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.
The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.
"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.
Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.
Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.
We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."
I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.
for the last time: if there's a sexy naked lady with long flowing hair and MAYBE a diaphanous sheet or flower crown; lots of swirlies and ribbon like curving LUSCIOUS shapes; very lush foliage (acanthus leaves, elegant flowers) and all kinds of fauna — both especially waterside (lily pads, lotuses, reeds, cranes, dragonflies); lots of green; everything is a lot of iron, stone, stained glass, mosaic, and carved wood; the windows or their frames are very Shaped; the lights are soft yellow; or it's a font with lots of line weight variation; feather tips are rounded; everything reminds you of france, vienna, or japan and something vaguely mediterranean; OR it's literally a Parisian metro station
— then it's art nouveau
and if the sexy lady has a bob cut or a hair cap and is wearing a column or flapper dress; there's a lot of geometry like rectangles, arches, rays, and diamonds; angels have super sharp wings and a lot of muscles; everything is steel, concrete, marble, gold, and red velvet seats; everything is VERY angular; and all the foliage is basically papyrus fronds; things feel vaguely Egyptian or Turkish or Mesopotamian; the fonts play with being very skinny or very thick and are sans serif with extra lines; or Gatsby would be found floating dead in that pool
— then it's art deco
And if looks kinda like art nouveau
— with lots of lush flora, tiny insects (like dragonflies) or graceful birds, stained glass, iron, warm golden lighting, lots of wood and wood carving (but now it's more wood paneling), a stylistic fondness for Japan, line weight variation in the font, and tile (but this time it's carved or sculpted on, not tiny mosaic)
but you're worried it's art deco
— because the forms (especially foliage) are very symmetrical and slightly more angular or blocky and graphic looking, things are more rectangular than circular or curvy in architecture, the patterns repeat more often, and more of the lamps are pyramids or rectangular, and there are nods to Egyptian or Ottoman style, and they used the color red (probably in an accent chair or carpet rug)
BUT there's no steel, concrete, gold plating or gilding, marble, big muscles, spiky or radiating diamond shapes, angular people, or flappers,
AND the vibes are jacobean, gothic, or spanish mission revival; they love some brick and stone; the wallpaper is an explosion of colorful pattern that could give you arsenic poisoning or help depict a descent into postpartum psychosis in a famous short story; but there are NO people to be seen, not even sexy ladies,
— then THAT is the arts & crafts movement.
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The patriarchy won lmao
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The entire Discworld fandom on the 25th of May.
Media Today released an objective defense debunking Perfect Crown's "historical distortion" backlash. They essentially confirmed my own take: the symbolism in this show is completely systematic, not accidental. But my "neo-feudal modernity" interpretation actually answers the reporter's biggest burning question: Why did this alternate version of Korea never declare itself an empire? That's exactly what my theory accounts for, and given the court behavior and narrative texture of the series, it's highly defensible.
In the real world, long-surviving monarchies constantly preserve obsolete rituals long after their original geopolitical purpose vanishes. Look at the UK preserving medieval parliamentary traditions, Japan's imperial court clinging to Heian-era ceremonial structures, or Thailand maintaining layered sacral court traditions within modern constitutional politics. So before someone tries to argue otherwise, my take isn't "anti-historical." It’s just rooted in a different kind of historical logic, one driven by institutional inertia, ceremonial conservatism, and continuity over rupture. That is exactly how an alternate universe can operate. It proves the creators were strictly focused on internal timeline worldbuilding, not some ulterior agenda.
“The Grand Lady of the 21st Century — Is It Really So Much ‘Historical Distortion’ That It Should Be Scrapped?”
Reporter Geum Jun-gyeong
You can criticize the issue of setting it as a royal court rather than an imperial court… But is defining it as “historical distortion” and demanding the program’s abolition excessive?
The backlash against The Grand Lady of the 21st Century is fierce. This drama, set in a constitutional monarchy kingdom, has drawn criticism for allegedly degrading Joseon into a vassal state (제후국, jehuguk) of China. Even though the production team and lead actors issued apologies, criticism has continued pouring in, including demands to recover government subsidies invested into the drama and petitions calling for the program’s cancellation.
A Drama That Consistently Depicts It as a “Kingdom”
The parts of The Grand Lady of the 21st Century that became controversial are that the officials shout “Cheonse” (천세, cheonse, “ten thousand years” reduced to “one thousand years,” a lower-ranking acclamation traditionally used for kings rather than emperors) instead of “Manse” (만세, manse, “ten thousand years”), and that the ruler wears a guryu myeollyugwan (구류면류관) — a crown with nine hanging bead strands — instead of the emperor’s sibimyeonryugwan (십이면류관), which has twelve strands. Critics argue this treated Korea as being at the level of a Chinese vassal state.
The historical verification itself is not wrong. This drama consistently maintains the setting that even modern-day Korea remains “Joseon” as a kingdom (왕국, wangguk). The setting itself is not an imperial household (황실, hwangsil) but a royal household (왕실, wangsil). The supreme ruler is portrayed not as an emperor (황제, hwangje) but as a king (왕, wang), and the king’s son is called seja (세자, crown prince of a kingdom) rather than taeja (태자, imperial crown prince). Even the gonnyongpo (곤룡포, dragon robe) worn by the king is not the yellow robe reserved for emperors.
If the issue is that Joseon was portrayed as having lower status than China, then titles such as king and crown prince should have been considered problematic from the start. In the process of consistently portraying Joseon as a kingdom rather than an empire, it is difficult to view the use of “Cheonse” and the nine-strand crown — both actually used in historical Joseon — as incorrect.
Was Joseon, where the king wore a nine-strand crown and officials shouted “Cheonse,” merely a petty vassal state? It is true that Joseon was influenced by China, which at the time was East Asia’s strongest power, but Joseon still possessed sufficient autonomy distinct from a tributary or vassal state. Sadae (사대, literally “serving the great”) was at the time one method of diplomacy, and expressions or clothing based on that premise are difficult to regard in themselves as disparagement.
Regrettable That It Was Not Treated as an “Empire”
However, it is true that bringing this “kingdom” setting into the modern era increased the potential for controversy. Moreover, considering that the drama is broadcast through global platforms, criticism that this is regrettable was inevitable. The most puzzling point in this drama is why the country in the drama is a “kingdom” rather than an “empire” (황제국, hwangjeguk).
Alternative-history works popular in web novels and similar media are not genres where any development receives praise merely because imagination exists. What matters is gaeyeonseong (개연성) — plausibility, narrative believability. The premise has to feel convincing to receive positive evaluation.
Historically, Joseon maintained tributary-investiture relations (조공책봉 관계, jogong-chaekbong gwangye) with the Ming and Qing dynasties for a long period. However, after passing through modernity, it discarded the name “Joseon,” which had originally been chosen by the Ming dynasty, adopted the new national title “Daehan” (대한), and proclaimed itself an empire.
This drama is an alternative-history work that applies a fictional scenario beginning after the era of King Jeongjo, so it does not pass through the historical upheavals of Joseon’s decline, such as the Japanese colonial period.
The issue is that the proclamation of empire was also omitted, and it is questionable whether there was any need to exclude that. Even applying the alternative-history setting, as China’s influence weakened during modernity and as the nation entered into treaties and established equal diplomatic relations with other countries, there was more than enough possibility that it would break away from Chinese influence and proclaim itself an empire. This is closer to a problem of “reality” or “plausibility” than historical distortion.
Are Repeated “Historical Distortion” Criticisms Toward Fusion Historical Dramas Appropriate?
The expression repeatedly appearing in the barrage of criticism against the drama is “historical distortion” (역사왜곡, yeoksa-waegok). It is difficult to define this drama’s setting — which preserves Joseon’s characteristics into the modern era — as historical distortion merely because it did not portray Joseon as an empire. Furthermore, demanding that even works with fantasy settings distinguish historical truth from falsehood is excessive. It is sufficient to view it simply as an issue of plausibility.
Previously, controversies surrounding the dramas Joseon Exorcist (조선구마사, Joseon Gumasa) and Mr. Queen (철인왕후, Cheorin Wanghu) were also accompanied by terms like “historical distortion” and “historical disparagement” (역사폄하, yeoksa-pyeomha), but these too have excessive aspects.
In Mr. Queen, which aired in 2020, controversy arose over the line, “The Annals of the Joseon Dynasty are nothing more than a gossip rag (jirasi, 지라시),” with criticism claiming it “demeaned the value of the Joseon Wangjo Sillok (조선왕조실록, Annals of the Joseon Dynasty), a UNESCO Memory of the World record.”
In Joseon Exorcist, media outlets such as TenAsia directly criticized dialogue insulting General Choe Yeong, using phrases like “insulting Choe Yeong” and “demeaning a historical great figure.”
Regarding the expression about the Joseon Wangjo Sillok, it is necessary to consider that the line came from a character who had time-traveled and then encountered situations different from the actual historical records. Likewise, there was nothing strange about the founding side of Joseon criticizing Choe Yeong, who opposed them, yet this still became a “controversy.”
Of course, this does not mean the dramas that became controversial had no shortcomings at all. Problems repeatedly occur where insufficient historical research results in props or sets evoking other countries. China’s attempts at the “Northeast Project” (동북공정, Dongbuk Gongjeong — a Chinese state-backed historiographical project often criticized in Korea for appropriating or reframing Korean history) must also be considered.
However, it is necessary to carefully examine whether all of this should be placed within the frame of “historical distortion,” leading even actors to apologize and progressing to demands that the dramas themselves be abolished.
Professor Gi Gyeong-ryang of the Department of Korean History at Catholic University stated the following in his 2025 study, “Controversies Over Distortion in Historical Creative Works and the Role of Historiography: Based on the Experience of the Joseon Exorcist Incident.”
“The overused expression ‘historical distortion’ is functioning as a gag (재갈, jaegal — literally a muzzle or bit placed in the mouth) restricting the autonomy and imagination of historical creative works. To overcome these limitations, there is a need to change attitudes that excessively sanctify or solemnly treat history. Most historical creative works essentially belong not to the category of historiography but to the category of art. I too hope to encounter historical creative works that reflect a deep historical consciousness grounded in faithful historical representation. However, even so, it is difficult to justify taking an overly hostile attitude toward creators’ transformations of history.”
“Creators as well must keep in mind that excessively using history merely as material could become a form of ‘exploitation’ of history, and they should maintain an attitude of respect toward the people who actually existed in the past and the world in which they lived.”
Reporter Geum Jun-gyeong
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unpopular opinion: Vimes is kind of drama queen
Sam “held a burning hot coal until it nearly took the skin off his hand while maintaining perfect calm and eye contact with the asshole in need of intimidation Just Because” Vimes? Sam “sitting on the stoop with a mug of cocoa and a cigar, cautiously aware of every inch of the scene he’s building” Vimes? Sam “could just tear his sleeve to show the mark of the Summoning Dark but instead tears off his whole goddamn shirt” Vimes? A drama queen? Reaching a bit don’t you think
Yep, certainly doesn’t seem to describe Sam “pretends to eat poison as a power move” Vimes. Not Sam “buries an axe in the table in the Rats Chamber” Vimes.
I mean are we really talking about Sam “yes a whole room full of candles with wicks dipped in holy water is the best way to beat this vampire” Vimes, here? Sam “has fought bad guys on top of a speeding train AND a riverboat during a flood” Vimes, really? Definitely Sam “nearly gets shot in the head by a crossbow bolt that shatters his shaving mirror and then uses the bolt to prop up a shard of said mirror to finish shaving” Vimes we’re discussing here?
excuse me?????
vimes did not resign from his post in protest, observe the rest of the watch resign from their posts in protest, recruit them into a militia, sail to the country they were at war with, and attempt to arrest two different armies for disturbing the peace so you could sit here and call him a drama queen, as though drama was some myffic quality bestowed by an accident of birth and not the inherent right of every creatively petty and histrionic citizen of ankh-morpork
vimes is a drama public employee
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CANNOT take credit for these, my sister in law made them. Behold.
i need this completed or ill die who is kitty?? WHO IS LYDIA
@scyllas-revenge this has your name written all over it. twice.
Ahh my two favorite things smushed together!!
as op of this post this had me laughing truly out loud @scyllas-revenge
my bro in law: I hope they fold their gowns properly
was arguing about this with some friends earlier this week so i need to know:
what day is the first day of the week?
monday
sunday
a different day?? somehow??
Why?
Perfect Crown (21세기 대군부인) 2026
Same WhatsApp group
I have come to report a grave offense.
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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango