Rust Belt Kitsch

Sorry for whatever weird thing I did or said to make you check this profile. 🌳✡️📚🧮

[alienpupy]

dandelions are magic. literally tiny suns in the grass that turn into the moon and then the stars when you blow on them. fucking insane.

[carharttlesbian]

brassicas complication

[b0nkcreat]

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

[criminallyaddictedtomilk]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[rustbeltkitsch]

I am shouting this into a void but hey this season Leif has to be confronted with the worst version of himself, but what if this other Leif listened to Caspar and built a big ship and surrounded himself with people (and it is obviously the true trans traveler)….and that means that our Leif will also be confronted with the BEST version of himself. I think that would be equally as devastating for him. Maybe more.

[rustbeltkitsch]

Also I am realizing that the Leif in question lives in a universe without the Teds AND he was given access to unimaginable tech from Philomena. That would definitely help. Until I receive confirmation otherwise, TTT Leif is true to me.

[insecuregodcomplex]

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[normscary]

Caspar 🧍‍♂️. You’re 🫵pretty drunk 🥴 right now. (That’s actually you.) I’m projecting 👨‍💻📽. I’m sorry 🥺 I was an asshole 🫩 earlier. I 🫩 used to live in space 🌌🌠🪐⭐️! (I know.) I hate 🤬🤬 it here! (I know.) I used to live in 🌌 space 🌌🤬🤬. And now I live in ⛱️🌞Pasadena 🌎📍. (I'm sorry.) Pasadena 🌎📍 is NOT ❌️🙅‍♂️ space 🌌❌️. (No it is not.) I’m 🥺 really sorry... 🥺😢 We’re going to figure this out, Gloria!! 🫡💕🙏! (Okay, Leif...) I may need to build a spaceship 🚀 on the roof🏢. For therapy 🛠🧰🚀😊. (That’s a lot of therapy, but okay.) I’m going to sleep 🥱😪😴💤

[rustbeltkitsch]

I love that midnight burger does an early patreon drop and then a free feed drop because weeks later when I am still reeling from an episode there’s a fresh wave of people posting about it.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

[headspace-hotel]

You know, I don't think you need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that

[headspace-hotel]

Everyone says "Yes, some people believe they have authority but do not in actuality, so you were right."

I disagree. Authority is a fiction. It's only real in its capacity to harm. Bearers of the fiction must be held at arm's length and humored with corresponding fictions, even if they seem conscious of what they carry. Especially if.

[martinkhall]

This is why I find it phrased perfectly fine. Although I am an anarchist.

[headspace-hotel]

I don't know what I am, but I'm sure not archist.

[smthbugz]

frank moodboard

[drtrinitysantos]

sdxfcgvzdxfcgvhzdxfcgvhbjnkmlcgvhbjnk science

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

[senatortedcruz]

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

[thefakerachelray]

Any sci-fi media: the spaceship is a character

Me: OMG THE SPACESHIP IS A CHARACTER

[kringelorde]

turn them shits OFFFFFFFFFF

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator