Something Here But I Don't Know What

Ryan | 24 | Student | 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

[catchymemes]

[solvatochrome]

when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

[willieowinsbury]

continuing:

[zeveisenberg]

Can I play, too?

[sprachtraeume]

I’m howling

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

this explains the tourists i saw taking a picture of a picture of edinburgh castle outside tesco instead of idk going to edinburgh castle 10 minutes away

[lakebaikalseal]

This belongs here:

[solvatochrome]

everyone please look at all the images in the replies of this post im dying i had no idea other people were as dumb as me

[fuzzysocklove72]

A rat eating from a trash can with the eiffel tower in the background

[solvatochrome]

ok this one wins

[transperceneige]

Little gem from Reddit

[computationalcalculator]

I’m pretty sure it’s “healthy as a horse” because horses have two modes, 100% perfect health and Dead

[daethnotes]

Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

[occasionaloranges]

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

[occasionaloranges]

They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

[rainbowkarolina]

my professor said my assignment was “late” because it was due on friday.........like phil my dude last time I checked the concept of time is dead and days don’t exist anymore

[rainbowkarolina]

COME THRU PHIL!!!!

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[jurassicsunsets]

Why the hell is this laid out like a meme

[jurassicsunsets]

[bird-cannibalism]

[kitten-cab00dle]

Fuck this fuck you fuck this site fuck everything

[roseturkishdelight]

gf bread: *is gluten free*

my absolute idiot brain: [softly] girlfriend bread 💖👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🍞💖

[formerlymsw]

writers: *intentionally write villain as sympathetic*

fans: *sympathize with villain*

the purity police on tumblr dot com: 

[formerlymsw]

For everyone on this post asking which villains I’m talking about/what kind: this post was written especially about the all villains that you particularly hate, and it was written to spite you, personally.

[vqj]

bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL

[vqj]

why did i say this

[ankle-beez]

Fuck OFF

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

"[female character] is a himbo" there's already a word for that and you ain't gonna like it

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Wimbo (woman himbo)

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[reesespuffsofficial]

[lavender-lily]

[gothicprep]

remember when jared leto absolutely terrorized his suicide squad castmates and turned himself into a laughing stock bc he misinterpreted what method acting is, only to have 7 minutes of screen time and be cut from most of the film’s promotional material? i know it was a while ago now but i dnt think anything more satisfying will happen in our lifetime

[theroguefeminist]

little known fact, once you are older & no longer in school, time stops being real. did that thing happen one year ago? two? five? a few months ago? who knows.